Fun Things to Do in an Elevator:
- Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall without getting off
- Greet everyone that gets on with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral
- Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly in terror
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
- Stare grinning awkwardly at another passenger for a while then announce "I have new socks on."
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"
- When there's only one person on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up for you and then scream "HEY! That's mine!"
- Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it
- Every time the doors open press 'door close' before anyone can get on or off
- Growl occasionally
- Say "DING" at each floor
- If the doors don't open immediately at a floor start hyper-ventilating screaming "We're trapped! We'll never get out!!" and when they open act as if nothing happened
- Get on with a walkie - talkie and say "Culprit is not on this floor. I'll check the next one and you check the top floor. Be careful, he's armed. Over." Then smile around at the other passengers as if nothing happened.

~nmq/nmf

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Fun Things to Do in an Elevator: - Stand silent and motionless

427 faves · 16 comments · Jun 26, 2011 12:02am

icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars · 1 decade ago
i was at a soccer tournament in another state so my team was staying in a hotel and there was this big important business conference going on and me and my friends just stayed in the elevator all night doing these :)
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Ladybug143 · 1 decade ago
i did every one of these at the condo today(:
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heyyitslexixo7 · 1 decade ago
i love this. i was sitting on my laptop just giggling to myself :D aha this def made my day :D
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NinjamuffinofDOOM27 · 1 decade ago
I'm gonna try all of these some day. I'll start with that last one! XD
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icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars · 1 decade ago
haha thanks guys and missy_nicky_rawrr a) i really like ur screen name :) and b) i hav no idea how to make a format and c) i changed a few of them around and made a few of them up and then just took some from facebook and such.
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sweetumssx3 · 1 decade ago
Day made.<3
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goober25 · 1 decade ago
sometime , gonna try all of these (: haha cant wait !
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mikibabe · 1 decade ago
ha ha this was so funny i was reading it while the class was quiet so when i laughed everyone stared at me .lol
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lillylovesbacon · 1 decade ago
HAHA U MADE ME LAUGH OVER THE INTERNET!
THAT MEANS U DID WELL YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.

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indianaxo_ · 1 decade ago
i have to say .. this really did make my day :p ahaha .
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Missy_Nicky_rawrr · 1 decade ago
this is super funny, but i do have a question lol. if its not your format and its not your quote. what exactly did you do?
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iloveechocolate3 · 1 decade ago
Loll .. Literally(: this is hilarious hahahaha !
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bananax17 · 1 decade ago
this made me literally laugh out loud :)
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Forever_in_Love_077 · 1 decade ago
the first one really scares some passengers but others find it halirus :)
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icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars · 1 decade ago
hahaha thats a greet one!!! :)
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Aisaloo · 1 decade ago
Set up a sleeping bag/pillow, and whenever the doors open yell "PRIVACY!!! EVER HEARD OF IT???" and then continue to crawl into the sleeping bag.
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