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puffhair4321
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November 20, 2011 8:40am UTC

That akward moment when u hear your name in a conversation and u shout at the person that said it and realise that they were talking bout there sister
(sorry theres no colours im on my phone) x

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puffhair4321
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August 15, 2011 12:08pm UTC

Your mum's so stupid.....
she tried to drown a fish

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 12:03pm UTC

Your mum's so fat.....
When she sit's on the Ipod it becomes the Ipad

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puffhair4321
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August 15, 2011 11:55am UTC

"I 'm a ninja."
"No you're not."
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Exactly."

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:44am UTC

B!@TCH
you're only alive cuz its illegal to kill you

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:39am UTC

I didn't hit you
I simply high - fived your face.

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 12:29pm UTC

Tounge Test
test ur tounge
find the 3 and get a kiss tomarrow
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*find the B DON'T skip ur wish won't come true
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
Once you found the mistake. Find the 6
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Once you found the N... find the Q
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now make 2 wishes!
Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!!! n.m.f

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 3:01pm UTC

--What's that? A hat?--
CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT
Overslept. Hair unsightly.
Trying to look like Keira Knightley
We've been there, We've done that
We see right through
YOUR FUNKY HAT
Fav if you remember this song.
A follow for the first 10 people who can tell
me where this song is from. :)

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 11:08am UTC

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet + car you want)
Rabbit jaguar
YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The dancing umberalla tour
YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
selena january
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
favorite color + favorite animal)
Pink horse
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name + city where you were born)
Alexandra doncaster
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
McDho
SUPERHERO NAME
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
The Blue Coke
NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
Brain
STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
femme sherbet
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower
summer rose
CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
Strawberry Bikkini
HIPPY NAME:
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree
cereal oak
VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Maria cullen
fave if you like this

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puffhair4321
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June 18, 2011 4:43am UTC

crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
scary right?

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 11:32am UTC

Kids today!<3
Kid asked, "Can we go to McDonald's?"
I said, "You can if you can spell it."
He replied, "Forget it, can we go to KFC instead?"

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 11:28am UTC

I t's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
id probably drink the water

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 11:23am UTC

Opening a test paper
& seeing the first question and thinking
“Yup, I’m screwed.”

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June 11, 2011 11:18am UTC

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June 11, 2011 11:12am UTC

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June 11, 2011 11:07am UTC

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 11:03am UTC

What do you learn from dora???
1% spanish
99% backpack backpack

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puffhair4321
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June 10, 2011 4:37pm UTC

Fav if you love me

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puffhair4321
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 3:17pm UTC

coca cola went to town, diet pepsi shot him down. Dr peppa fixed him up, now were drinking 7up. 7up got the flu, now were drinking irn bru. Irn bru fell down a moutain, now were drinkin from a foutain. Foutain broke people choke, now were back to drinking coke

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puffhair4321
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June 5, 2011 10:14am UTC

A black man went into a bar and the man at the counter said no coloured men aloud in this bar so the Black man said...
When i was born i was Black
when i'm hot i'm Black
when i'm cold i'm Black
when i'm sick i'm Black
and when i die i'll be Black
But...
When you were born you were pink
when you are hot you are Red
when you are cold you are blue
when you are sick you are green
and when you die you'll be purple.
and you're calling me coloured?

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