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laurabear145

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Member Since: 15 Nov 2010 05:48pm

Last Seen: 24 Jun 2014 03:22pm

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user id: 134080

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  1. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    My sister, My boyfriend and i watching Beauty and the beast right after the beast turns human.
    Me: Ew how long does his hair have to be.
    Him: Jesus has long hair.
    Me: well i love Jesus as a father not like someone i wanna date.
    Her: Jesus makes long hair work.

  2. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    So I was working some things out today with my boyfriend and I's name and I realized....
    Our relationship name is NALA like the girl lion from lion king.

  3. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:59pm UTC
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  4. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    so i really like you.. i like your personality i like how you stick up for me
    i like how you get jelous and i dont know if your pretending or not i like
    your eyes i like how we were friends before we started dating i like how
    we have the same friendsi like how your oler than me...but not that much oler.
    . i like how yourtaller than me i like it when you laugh
    i like how when you ask me how im doing you actually
    care i like how you asked my parents for permission to date me
    i like how you talk to my sisters and i like how you talk to my mom
    and i like how you TRY to talk to my brother and my dad :) i like how we go
    to the same church i like how you like good music i like how sometimes you
    forget things and say sorry a million times even though im not really that mad
    i like how both of my hands fit inside yours i like how you hug me i like how
    when your standing near me you will automaticly ut your arms around my
    waste i like how you always teall me whats on your mind and i
    like how you trust me i like how i trust you and i can tell you whats on my mind
    i like how your a boy and your not afraid to be in chorus haha
    i like how you get along with the friends i have that your not friends with
    i like how you can tell when im upset and you ask me why
    i like how you said you love me
    i dont like how im not able to say it back even though i think i might
    BECAUSE I AM AFRAID

  5. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Today you are you,
    that is truer than true,
    there is no one alive who is youer that you!
    -Dr Suess

  6. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    You knever know how often you bang your nails on things
    until you've just painted them.

  7. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    PLEASE READ
    Okay, for everyone who is yelling at topoftheworld, what makes you think you have the right to say words of hate to her? why are you mad at her? for saying words of hate, now how is that going to help anything. you cannot say mean things to somebody for being mean.. like really what the heck ... what does that make you? a hypocrite thats what...
    ( no i do not know her i've never spoken to her but honestly you dont know what is going on in her life maybe she just needs to let anger out of something or mabye shes just an angry person but honestly yelling at her is not going to solve anything)

  8. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I know we're different but deep inside us we're not that different at all
    Not my format <3

  9. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    I verry much so love this format though i did not make it

  10. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Girl from school
    Dear girls who are all swooning over Josh hutchertson because he is peeta melark shuts up because ive liked him sence bridge to terabithia.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Me Female Dog please, i've loved him sence he was rosemarie's love intrest in little manhatin
    27 minutes ago ' like

  11. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Please i beg of thee do NOT start team peeta team gale this is NOT twilight people!!!

  12. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    You're having quittich problems? I feel bad for you son..
    I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.

  13. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE
    think the
    "most beautiful teen contest of facebook is wrong?
    (i was wondering ... and not my format) ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

  14. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Alex smith
    I Dont understand why girls have to complain so much when they are on their period.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Angela Baldwin
    no uterus no opinion
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  15. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    How normal people flirt- hey baby ,
    whats going on?
    How i flirt- So.. you like water?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:43am UTC
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  17. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:27am UTC
    ....Pickup lines....
    Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    I see you have some skittles in your mouth, may i taste the rainbow?-
    is your mom a baker?
    beacuse she made a cutie pie!
    Hey there cutie , I'm suprised your legs dont hurt cause coming from me you've been running through my mind all night and day!
    If you were a transformer, you'd be
    Optimus Fine ;)
    If you were a burger at
    McDonalds u would be the McGorgeous.
    Are you a traffic ticket because you've got
    fine written all over you.
    -Good thing i got my library card
    because im checking you out.-
    I dare you to use one of these
    ( no credit to me whatsoever)

  18. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    I throw my tellescope in the
    air sometimes
    sayin' ayyyyeeeeeoooo I'm Galileo!!
    Format by Sandrasaurus .... not my quote ether

  19. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    okay really two times in one day?
    I saw two quotes today that went something like this " if you love God fave this.. if you keep scrolling you like the devil.. and God saw you read this" or something like that...
    but really your just doing that for faves because anyone who belives in God won't skip over that.. and you know it... because the'd feel bad for skiping it because God IS watching.
    ... you know what one of the awsome things about God is... you don't have to fave a silly little quote to prove it to anyone the better thing is .. you dont have to fave any quote to prove it to him and thats what matters.

  20. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Dentist:
    So are you doing anything fun for the holidays?
    Me:
    djfhkjsdhfbdmnsvb slkjdklsa akjsk kjskahs shjkashkj.
    Dentist:
    sounds like fun!

:)

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