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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2013 12:35am UTC

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That one friend
that's exactly like you but better.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I wish I was as thin
as my patience.

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chocomickey14
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April 30, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I think boys who play baseball should be required to wear their baseball pants all day during school all during baseball season.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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April 30, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Most people nowadays seem to think that "speaking the truth" means that they can be low life, scum of the earth, bullies, and not get in trouble. Clearly, they're stupid as f×ck. "Speaking the truth" is telling the truth and saying how you feel, but doing it as nicely as you can.
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE MEAN

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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April 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Universal lies..
1. I'm not drunk
2. I'm single
3. Let's stay friend
4. I won't hurt you
5. She's just a friend
6. I lost your number
7. I don't have gum
8. I need time to myself
9. I'll start exercising and dieting tomorrow

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HelloSmileyFace
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April 30, 2013 8:25pm UTC

There are only four questions. Can you get one right?
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

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SalemSoto
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April 30, 2013 6:21pm UTC

FOR ONCE I JUST WANT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR
& LIKE WHAT I SEE.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:10pm UTC

So my friend has had the same phone for four years now.
He wants a new phone but his parents won't let him get one until his current one breaks.
So during english yesterday he literally took his phone and snapped it in half.
Today he came to school with the iPhone 5.

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Cammie
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April 30, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.

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marie1616
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April 30, 2013 12:13am UTC

EVERY TIME HE SMILES
I LET HIM IN A G A I N .

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 6:08pm UTC

i think you're cute. i enjoy being around you. i like your
smile, and i like they way you make me feel. the
butterflies in my stomach are a reminder of how much
i care. i feel like i could melt into your eyes. the way you
look at me makes me the happiest girl alive. you have
your flaws, as we all do. but i love them. i love your
imperfections. they make you the exact person i want
to be with

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Things I would do with my girlfriend:
1. Hug her from behind
2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
3. Kiss her unexpectedly
4. Show her off in front of my friends
5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
6. Get a summer job with her
7. Listen to her
8. Make her laugh
9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
10. ALWAYS text her first
11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
14. Let her win any game we play
15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
17. Write her cute poems
18. Tell her I love her
19. Put her before all of my friends
20. Love her
Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Sometimes,
You have to give up on people
not because you dont care
but because they don't.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 3:11pm UTC

"Where are all the good guys?!"
They're out there, they're just hiding from you, cause you're a hoe.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC

It's not about your name. It's not about your wallet size.
It's not about your jean size. It's not about your
GPA. It's none of that; forget those things.
Find happiness. Find purpose.
Just live.

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BlackButterflies
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April 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC

We used to be youandme
and then we were you-and-me
and then we were you and me
and then we were you…. and me?
and now there’s
you
and
then
there’s
me.

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BlackButterflies
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April 29, 2013 6:30pm UTC

she lost him because she loved him too much
and he lost her because he loved her too late

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kristabff
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April 23, 2013 3:38pm UTC

In computer class.
Crush: How do you do this format stuff for the text omg? It's so complicated!
Me (thinking): Oh yes this is my chance to talk to him!
Me: Here, it's actually easy! Just do this: Open up an HTML Edit tab, open up a HTML Color tab, and also open up Microsoft Word if you want for the fonts! Now, you need to first start off with a code like this: <span style="font-family:tahoma,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:44px; color: #00000"></span>. Right between the span thing and font size you put your text in! In the # thing, open the color tab and copy the code in! If you want spaces, put </br>. If you want letter spacing, use the letter spacing code: letter-spacing: -1px. Remember, negative numbers make your text more squished together! Also, if you want your text to have a shadow, do: text-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #000000! Oh, and then after you've got all that, you need to transfer the text by dragging it from your HTML Edit tab to the tab you want to put it on! But that's just the basics. Easy!
Crush: ...what the

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