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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 1:07pm UTC

Hey babe
Who is this? Sorry, I lost all my contacts.
Your boyfriend<3
Jake<3
Kevin...
S h i t.
nmq.

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stardollprezgurl
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 3:38pm UTC

O0O
This is my 100th quote!!! Ahh! so, now can I atleast get a few of my witty sisters to give me about 10 faves please?
Love you! I'll return the favor if you do! :)x Thanks all you witty sisters who helped me.
-jayciecutie01's format-
Jayciecutie01's format. Don't remove, this took me an hour to make

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Llama69
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:41am UTC

Signs That Things Aren't Going Well #1 -
You have to do the 'skinny jeans dance' to put on sweatpants.
nmf

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xiloveyou13x
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:44am UTC

hide n' seek champs :
1. Waldo
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. my phone on silent

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stardollprezgurl
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:51am UTC

SWIMS upside down is SWIMS
mind = blown

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 2:03pm UTC

Its okay. Your secret is safe with me and my bestfriend

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 1:11am UTC

imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius,
and it's better to be
absolutely ridiculous,
than to be
absolutely boring.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 1:33pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The best ones are at the top of the tree's.
The boys don't want to reach the good ones because
they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they just get the rotten apples on the ground
they aren't as good but their easy.
So the apples at the top think theres something wrong with them.
But in reality they're amazing they just have to wait
for the right boy to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top.
- Pete Wentz

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC

"You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
\ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
T h r e e :
Stan has a small wiener."
-17 Again.

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ThatCoolKid87
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Team Bella's Dad's Mustache.

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smallsophiex
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 10:30am UTC

in boring classes,
i improve my drawing techniques

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lilyxrocksxursox
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 8:43pm UTC

2011: Cool story bro, tell it again
1800: Quite an enchanting tale bretheren, please do recite it once more

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gymnastics_gal123
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 1:59pm UTC

Cop: What's your birthday?
Teen at bar: September 25
Cop: What year?
Teen: Every year
Cop: Well played...

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 3:31pm UTC

The first five days
after a weekend, are always the hardest.
my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SpreadALittleLove97
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 3:25pm UTC

So lately, I don't like witty as much as I used to.
A lot of people on here (naming no one 'cause I'm cool like that)
have been being really horrible to me about getting a lot of top quotes.
saying, "you only get top quotes because you have a lot of followers"
& "why can't you just let someone else have a go for once!?"
I DON'T wake up every morning and go,
"Bahaharrr, I'm gonna go on witty and make good quotes because that annoys people!"
I go,
"Yayyy, I'm going on witty and making quotes that express my feelings! =P!"
The reason I have a lot of followers? People like my quotes.
I don't go all, "FOLLOW ME OR I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!'
I have never asked ANYONE to follow me
(unlike some people do ... cough brandoncyrus cough cough)]
I got to be a top quoter by a lot of hard work and random favouriting.
So if you could just lay off a little bit?
Thanks ♥ x

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Will you please stop making whale jokes?
I whale not.
._______________.

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 3:25pm UTC

Teen love is like a llama;
~awkward, adorable, and somehow perfect.

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tt505
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 10:18am UTC

your a waste of my unlimited texting

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