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WeAreTheBoys
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December 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC

"I love you loads, honeypie." My girlfriend said earlier.
"And I love you tons." I replied.
"What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed.
Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf.

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jstallons
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December 2, 2012 7:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when your
gum randomly falls out your mouth
when you're talking to someone.

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Storiesgalore
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November 28, 2012 5:54pm UTC

not again.
~ Chapter 9 ~
"I'm afraid she has suffered a slight case of amnesia." I hear the voices but I can't see the people that are speaking the words. "What? But she hit her legs! How is that possible?" I try to move my legs to see if the voice was right but they wouldn't budge.
"It seems the pain from shattering her legs interfered with her brain. I don't think it's a permenant thing, perhaps for a few months." The vision in front of me goes from dull black to swarming colours and I blink hard. "Belle?" A boy asks me. Is that my name? "Who are you?" I say. I feel slightly scared and the pain in my legs makes me start to cry.
"Don't cry Belle! It's going to be ok. I'll be back in a minute." The boy exits and I hear what he says to some other boys. "Louis!" One yells. "How is she?" He sighs. "Memory loss. She doesn't know who any of us are."
Harry's P.O.V
As soon as Louis said that she didn't know who any of us were, a lightbulb went off in my head. "I'll be back in a minute. I'm just gonna go see her." I grin to myself as I walk away and enter Belle's room.
"Hi. I say softly, not wanting to scare her. She gives me a nervous look. "Do I know you?" She asks. I attempt a hurt expression. "You don't remember me?" I ask. She shakes her head. "Sorry." I walk to her bedside and place my hand on top of hers. "Belle" I say.
"I'm your boyfriend."
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woooow lots of faves on last chapter. Hope you liked this. Its a bit of a plot twist ;)
9+ faves for the next chapter :)

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ImSlowlyDyingInside
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November 28, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Bestfriend:
the one you can get mad at only for a short period of time because you have something important to tell them

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CupcakeeLuvah
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November 26, 2012 8:35pm UTC

OMG,THIS ACTUALLY
WORKS!
1. Hole your breath for 5 minutes.
2. Die.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 18, 2012 1:17pm UTC

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lovelyandtheworld13
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November 15, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Wouldn't it suck
if some television company took 15 teens all addicted to the computer
and they put them in an amish community
and just left them there.
and then occasionally they would have little competitions
and the reward was 30 minutes of internet.
I would pay to watch this.

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Emily*
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November 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC

attention:
Today is National Animals' Day.
please take a moment,
& remember your ex.

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brianamae
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November 12, 2012 8:07pm UTC

*babysitting a 4 year old*
Dora: So what was your favorite part?
Him: I liked it when-
Dora: I liked that part too!!
Him: I DIDNT EVEN TELL YOU YET, LET ME FINISH WOMAN.
Me: ....
Him: ....
Me: .....
Him: *throws toy hammer at tv*
Me: okay then.
true story.

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伤*
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November 12, 2012 2:08pm UTC

One Direction backwards is 'noitcerid eno' which means 'perfection' in a language i just made up

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ImmaBeWitty
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November 10, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I thought that we were forever, but this is my
happy never after.

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YupItsHannnah
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November 4, 2012 9:57pm UTC

november 4th.
my names hannah.
i'm sixteen years old, and a sophomore in high school.
four days ago, i found out i was pregnant.
i didn't even know i could have kids.
my doctor told me a year ago it was almost impossible.
i haven't went to the doctors yet.
i took two home pregnancy tests, and both came out positive.
the daddy is sticking by me.
as bad as this sounds, he asked me to marry him.
he's eighteen.
and i said yes.
i've told my mom and brother.
and they're both extrememly mad at me,
and refuse to talk to me right now.
i just need a little support,
and i seem to be finding none of it anywhere.

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abbfab99
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November 6, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Me: *taking a test*
Me: A, C, B, D, E, B, A, D, A, A
Me: *stuck on a question*
Me: Well, I haven't had a 'C' in a while.

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musicaddict27
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October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer,
but never could be together.

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