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Checkmate
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May 11, 2012 5:53pm UTC

OH MY GOSH
BECKY
LOOK AT HER
BUTT

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beachybum1234
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May 11, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Worst crime ever commited by gym teachers:
Making girls do gym activities when on their period.

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auubree
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May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
nmq

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lexichavez1
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May 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC

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a r eal man
doesn't need to undo your top to get a better view of your heart.
Text here text here text here DdSDDrake<3
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伤*
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May 7, 2012 8:56am UTC

One Direction Fact #15
when Niall was younger, he used to run around the
house with a yellow cap on his head saying "i'm captin
potatoe."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Roroashee
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May 5, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Showers;
I never want to get in,
&&never want to get out.
just me?

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伤*
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March 31, 2012 8:03am UTC

Niall: I'm a maths genius!
Louis: What's 675 books + 345 books?
Niall: A LIBARY! ask me a harder question louis!
- OneDirection♥

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MyWittyProfile
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March 31, 2012 9:18pm UTC

THEY ARE ON NOW!
ebosierbfv
ONE DIRECTION!
jebverv
AHHHHHH!

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mm1213
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March 16, 2012 3:26pm UTC

This, is your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, anyone that broke your heart.
(-.-)
/█\
||
op 1 favorite= a slap
1 comment= a kick

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soccerninja101
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March 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC

░░░░
I LOVE THAT KID WHO
ARGUES WITH THE TEACHER
AND KEEPS US ALL ENTERTAINED
Format by Sandrasaurus/nmq

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Fake_a_smile
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March 15, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Friend 1: I'm on team Gale!
Friend 2: I'm on team Peeta!
Me: B*tches shut up, this ain't flippin twilight, kay?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 12:21am UTC

you can't buy
HAPPINESS,
but you can buy
ICE CREAM, AND
that's kind of
THE SAME THING

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farrahfernendez1
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March 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC

That awkward moment when you come home and look in the mirror and think " did i really look like that all day?"

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Geekgirl16151
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March 10, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Sleepover at a friend's house.
Wake up the next morning.
Realize everyone is still sleeping.
Look at the ceiling for three hours.

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Pegasister18
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March 10, 2012 11:14pm UTC

Your friend tells a joke and you don't get it...
{Hold your mouse over this quote to see what you're thinking.}
You: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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XxSceneGiirlxX
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March 10, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Adele: Are you breaking up with me? Hold on, let me grab a pen.

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Matea2707
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March 9, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Potatoes have skin...
I have skin...
Therefore I must be a potato
NOT MY QUOTE

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c4ndy
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March 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

‎3 weeks ago: Temple Run
2 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
Last Week: YOLO
This week: Kony 2012

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