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farrahfernendez1

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Member Since: 7 Dec 2011 08:24pm

Last Seen: 26 Jun 2012 05:08pm

user id: 248143

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  1. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo , and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower
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  2. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you come home and look in the mirror and think " did i really look like that all day?"
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  3. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Admit it, at one point in your life you stuck a ball up ur shirt and pretended u were pregnant
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  4. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    IF THIS IS YELLING & this is talking I woNDeR wHAt tHIs soUndS LIkE
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  5. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Pick a number, double it add 10 divide it by 2 then minus it by the number you started with Favorite if you got 5 :)
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  6. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    The guy who created underwear must of
    sounded crazy!
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  7. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 10, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Favorite if you said nevermind when you really didnt wanna repeat what you said
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  8. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 5, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Reasons i check my voicemail
    1% To hear what the person said
    99% To get rid of the annoying icon!
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  9. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 5, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    If my room isnt clean, it means facebook isn't working
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  10. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you
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  11. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Today i went on thesaurus.com & searched "ninjas". The computer told me " Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
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  12. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts !!
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  13. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why isn't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter!
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  14. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Favorite if you ever texted someone a whole freakin paragraph and them they send you something stupid like LOL
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  15. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever walked into a room forgot what you came in there for and then leave the room and remember
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  16. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     February 28, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pac-man
    Like if you tried!
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  17. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     February 28, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Dear Youtube, I will always "skip this ad"
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  18. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     February 28, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    I'm gonna go to staples and say " look at me now, look at me now, I'm getting paper"
    Like if you get it
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  19. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     December 11, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    If your birthday is at midnight would your birthday be on both days? :)
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  20. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
     December 11, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Why do we say bye bye and not hi hi
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