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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xomrsseguinox98
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June 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Before One Direction there was Justin Bieber.
Before Justin Bieber there were the Jonas Brothers.
Before the Jonas Brothers there was Hannah Montana.
Before Hannah Montana there was Jesse McCartney.
Before Jesse McCartney there was Hilary Duff.
Fav if any of these artist/bands are or used to be your favorite.

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GIRLIES
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June 7, 2012 4:51pm UTC

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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June 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Friends: You're beautiful!
Family: How many boyfriends do you have?
Hot guys: Oh look, it speaks.

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daisysplash
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June 3, 2012 2:08pm UTC

Riddle
Arnold Schwarzengger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is "it"? Comment your answer, and then highlight below to see what it really is!
Answer: A last name.
format credits to ThatsSooMeee

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cari2017
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June 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Circus
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Afro
Circus Afro Circus Afro
Polka Dot Polka Dot Polka Dot Afro

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JetsGirlXx18xX
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May 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandpartents: Look at our beautiful grand-daughter! How many hearts have you broke this week?
People at School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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SockMonkey423
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May 12, 2012 10:19am UTC

I just saw a back to school ad
dear god please help us

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bubbleland360
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May 12, 2012 2:22pm UTC

I saw Mercury, then Venus,
I saw the Earth, then Mars,
I saw Jupiter, then Saturn,
then Uranus, then Neptune, then Pluto!
Who else learnt the planets from Drake & Josh?
♥

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Summer430
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Everything is
Funnier
When you're not allowed to
Laugh

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xashleyx01
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May 11, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Whenever I was
on a long road trip,
i use to imagine there was a little
man running along side me,
dodging obstacles

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lovestardoll423
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May 10, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Saying YOLO
As an excuse
For when you act stupid.
nmf/nmq

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kclove5
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May 10, 2012 7:32pm UTC

WITTY IS NOT FOR ADVERTISING YOURSELF.

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biamontet1
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May 10, 2012 7:53pm UTC

*me in class*
Me: Okay,gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: Oooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: Ugh,split ends.
Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!?!?
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: Just act like you understand...
Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me.......
Me: So here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN, THAT SONG IS SO F*CKING ANNOYING.
Me: Its only been fifteen minutes?
Me: Someone shoot me.

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lemon*
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May 10, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Yes I'm a teenager.
No I'm not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.

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tor_123
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May 9, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder
How people
survived before
google?
| A l l | t h e | u n a n s w e r e d | q u e s t i o n s... |
nmf

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taalkxgabbby
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May 10, 2012 3:44pm UTC

You are in a relationship with One Direction.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
nmf.

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sophsunflower12
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May 10, 2012 7:32pm UTC

i have detention...
for laughing during class.
LAUGHING!
anyone else see something wrong with this?

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FabulousKilljoy
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May 10, 2012 11:11am UTC

My Mum Says I was Laughing In My Sleep
I was dreaming of people dying...
Format: twilightgirl995

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