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  1. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    You want to know why I love him?
    He facinates me.
    All his little quirks,
    The little expressions he gets when he's writing,
    When he fiddles with the edges of things,
    His hands when they're drawing,
    His eyes when he's laughing.
    I guess that's the reason.
    That's the best reason I can give.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Let's just sit here by the computer for a while
    And I can pretend that you love me
    And you can forget it happened like you always do

  4. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:47am UTC
    If me and her were about to make the jump,
    And you could save only one of us,
    Who would be lying in a puddle of blood on the pavement?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
    You heard me.
    Nap Time.
    The teacher turned the lights off
    and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
    And then we got to eat cupcakes.
    Highlight of my senior year, right there.

  7. PerksofBeingaWallflower PerksofBeingaWallflower
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    I was suspended today.
    I dip-dyed eight inches of my hair pink for Shave or Dye, a cancer organisation.
    According to my school, I'm a distraction and a disgrace to the school's image of young women.

  8. batmancupcake57girl batmancupcake57girl
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    "My daughter was asked by a little odl lady in a London hotel resturant what her daddy did- she answered, 'hes a pirate' i was very proud of that answer.'
    - Johnny Depp

  9. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 11:50am UTC
    I...I think it's about time I wrote this.
    All of you here on Witty have been incredibly
    understanding, and I love you so much, all my
    followers and Witty sisters and brothers. So I hope
    you can give some support now. Recently, I've
    been struggling with the question of my sexuality. For about a year now, actully. It used to scare me half to death- I thought something was wrong with me, and I was going crazy and being a terrible person. Since then, a few of my friends have come out as bisexual or gay. And I feel better. I still don't know if I'm supposed to feel this way about girls. I have crushes on boys, sure. I just don't think that I'm ready to go off Witty with this. Is this okay? Am I bad person? Please don't hate me or stop talking to me because of this. I'm still not sure about it myself.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. TheButterflyEffect TheButterflyEffect
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Me: Mom, How Bob Marley die?
    Mom: I don't know. Ask your grandfather.
    Me: Grampa, How'd Bob Marley die?
    Grampa: Well...His heart stopped beating. Then he died.
    Me: YOU DON'T SAY.
    My grandfather is such a smart a.ss.

  12. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    *~in class learning about tabacco~*
    teacher: tabacco comes from tabacco leaves
    me: I watched a programme where a tobacco seed and a tomato seed cross bred and made tomacco and everyone was addicted to it
    teacher: really?
    me: yeah
    teacher: what programme was it?
    me: the simpsons


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Cashier : Have a nice day!
    Me : Don't tell me what to do!

  15. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Life.*
    *available for a limited time only. Limit one (1) per
    person. Subject to change without notice. Provided
    "as is" and without any warranties. Non-transferrable
    and is thesole responsibility of the recipient. May incur
    damages arising from use or misuse. Additional parts
    sold seperately. Your mileage may vary. Subject to all
    applicable fees and taxes. Terms and conditions apply.
    Other restrictions apply.

  16. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    I was in the hospital today
    &
    I saw this cute guy
    with a cast on his leg
    & my first
    thought was
    This one
    Can't run away...
    NMQ

  17. CTomlinson CTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:25am UTC
    *Me banging my calculator against a table because it wouldn't work*
    Teacher: Stop it!
    Me: Why? It doesn't work
    Teacher: How would you like it if I banged you on a table?
    *everyone dies of laughter*

  18. CTomlinson CTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:28am UTC
    Fluffy Socks
    2% Comfort, 3% Warmth, 95% Sliding Around Like A Boss

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Me- hi *trying to be nice*
    Wittian- deletes comment
    df. lol.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:55am UTC
    me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
    me: *trips and falls over own feet*
    me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
    me: *trips up the stairs*
    me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
    me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
    me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*

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