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LaylaIsabella

1. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   The best make-up that any girl
   could wear ;
   is a smile ;)
   
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2. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2013 11:20am UTC
   Awesome things we did when we were kids;
   You stirred your ice-cream to make ice-cream soup♥
   By : LaylaIsabella
   
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3. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 11:01am UTC
   So a few days ago ..
   an 18 girl stopped me
   on the street and asked me : "What is Obama's last name?"
   And i was like : "Are you sure you are 18?"
   
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4. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   Admit it,
   you've googled yourself before.
   
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5. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 12:39am UTC
   So i heard you like bad boys...
   Sure?
   Well, not to brag or anything, but one time i went to the movies..
   I didn't turn off my cell phone.
   
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6. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 12:33am UTC
   Son there's a random question : if you had 10 chocolate cakes, and someone askes for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
   10.
   What if they force you?
   still 10.
   What if they STEAL it?
   10 cakes and a dead body.
   
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7. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 12:22am UTC
   omg! i just found something really bad:(
   What happaned?:(
   I just found out that i'm adopted .... :(
   You didn't know?
   WHAT?!
   Dude, seriously? your mum's black, your dad's white, and your asian.
   I don't mean to judje i just found it funny.
   
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8. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2013 2:27pm UTC
   Girl : We are best friends right?
   Boy : Yes, of course.
   Girl : So be honest with me who do you like?
   Boy : No one, I love someone.
   Girl : Oooh, she must be very lucky.
   Boy : Definitely , I'v loved her ever since i met her.
   Girl : Really? since we're best friends i wanna meet her, Go call her.
   Boy : Oh okay,
   *Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her.*
   Girl : Wait, hold on, i think i'm getting a call.
   *Answers phone*
   Girl : Hello?
   Boy : I love you.
   
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9. LaylaIsabella
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2013 2:03pm UTC
   U r such a Bi-tch!
   Thank you!
   WTF?!
   Bi-tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, nature is beautiful.
   I hope you step on a piece of lego!
   OH HELL NO YOU U DID NOT JUS GO THERE!
   
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10. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    You CAN'T be good
    enough for
    everybody, but you
    will always be the
    BEST for the one who
    deserves you.
    
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11. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:53am UTC
    Miley Cyrus told the world that she is Hanna Montana,
    Alex Justin and Max finished the wizard competition,
    Toby Dunkan was born,
    Shake it up was burned down,
    Jessie And Tony had there perfect fourth date,
    One Direction got 1,000,000 views,
    Half of the world know Justin Bieber,
    But SpongeBob still didn't get his
    driver licence ♥
    
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12. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:39am UTC
    We all have that friend,
    Who takes something you say and make it sound dirty.
    
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13. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    When i play a fighting game,
    I press random buttons and hope for the best.
    
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14. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Cashier : Have a nice day!
    Me : Don't tell me what to do!
    
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15. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
    
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16. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 10:32am UTC
    If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
    nmq i just thought it was really funny.
    
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17. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 10:30am UTC
    Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
    
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18. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 10:22am UTC
    How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
    
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19. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 10:20am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    3,051 children lost a parent.
    2,819 lives were taken in the attacks.
    1,609 people lost their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend.
    20 percent of Americans knewsomeone hurt/killed in the attacks.
    1 day changed the world.
    One day we will never forget.
    9/11/2001.
    nmq/nmf
    
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