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LaylaIsabellahappy witty anniversary!

  1. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 8:23am UTC
    Mom : You have to have a social life!
    Me :
    Mom :
    Me :
    Mom :
    Me : *laughs*

  2. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 8:02am UTC
    I dont have a bad handwriting...
    I just.. have my own font.

  3. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Fan: Can you say something in French!
    Louis: Bi-atch.

  4. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Louis : Maybe that is the reason that you talk in your sleep.
    Me : *In a sexy voice* Aha how did you know?

  5. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    Me listenin 1D.
    Mom: WHO'S THAT SEXY BOY?
    Me: I KNOW RIGHT!!! IT'S OUR BRADFORD BAD BOY!! HE'S 20. HE LIKES MIRRORS! HE'S BRITISH! HE'S HE'S HE's
    Mom: ...
    Me:....
    Mom:... Name please?
    Me: Zayn Malik .
    -Zayn malik

  6. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
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    January 18, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Things i learned at school :
    1) How to whisper.
    2) How to text while i'm not looking
    3) Hot to pretend that i'm paying attention.

  7. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:13am UTC
    I wonder if...
    the girls on '16 and pregnant' will come back on with '32 and a grandma.

  8. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:16am UTC
    Don’t call
    A girl obsessed
    When she’s just
    In love.
    -Zayn Malik

  9. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
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    January 2, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Wittians today was the most unbelievable day !
    So i was on witty and my mom entered my room and told me to clean my room and do the dishes, so i said in sad voice "Okay" then i clicked close on witty and my mom saw the one direction desktop background and before i closed my laptop my mom said "Don't close the computer." i was like "Why?" she asked me "Is that the boy from Tomlinson family? ummm what's his name.....?" So i replied asking "Louis?", "Louis, right that's his name!" I asked her how does she know him and then she said " Remember when you were like 5 or 6 years old we went to visit our friends in the UK?" i said "Yah, yeah i remember". "So they were the Tomlinson's and they had a son named Louis and you two played like best friends even though he was older than you." I was like "What? Louis Tomlinson? from one direction? no way! you must be joking, right? are you joking?". "No, of cours not!" my mom said, "Well i don't believe you!" I said, Then my mom replied : "Okay, if you want i will call them and we will visit them again and....", before she completed the sentence i screamed "Yes". and then she said ok and went downstairs and told my dad about visiting them and he said that it was a great idea and she called them and Louis parents said it was wonderful idea and will b so happy if we visited and mom said "We will visit them in a month, this story is unbelievable right?.
    This story is real it happened this morning and if i made this up i would make it on Zayn Malik or Harry Styles.

  10. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
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    December 27, 2012 7:28am UTC
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  11. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
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    December 17, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    True friends ...
    Spongebob: What do you normally do when I'm gone?
    Patrick: Wait for you to get back.
    Everyone deserves one ♥

  12. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    what?
    Nothing they just waved
    Oh
    Did you sea what i did there?
    No
    i'm shore you did..
    How do you have friends?
    Don't be such a beach.

  13. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 9:48am UTC
    ❝Do hugs, not drugs
    Spread love, not legs
    Respect, Don't judge
    Listen more, talk less
    Understand, don't assume
    Forgive and forget.❞

  14. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 1:58am UTC
    Google
    Ugly people
    Search About 1,200,643,000 results (0.56 seconds)
    Did you mean: Every one is beautiful?

  15. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Witty : For the love of cats, please follow the rules
    Me : Well played Steve.

  16. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:42am UTC
    Push me against the wall
    and kiss me like you mean
    it.

  17. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 9:23am UTC
    ♥I don't have an ex ....♥
    I have a - Y -
    Like - Y - did i ever date
    You

  18. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:27am UTC
    90% of people in this world are stupid...
    I'm just glad i'm the other 11%

  19. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    ❝You Know You Had Fun When You Can't Tell Your Parents What You Did.❞

  20. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 10:10am UTC
    When little kids are
    chasing me,i run slow so
    they think they're fast

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