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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 3:48pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Sometimes I wonder if anyone out there has
a crush on me.
If their heart skips a beat when I text them.
Or if they lay in bed thinking of me.
Probably not.
♥ ♥♥

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idance
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC

It's okay, I understand.
She's skinnier.
She's funnier.
She's prettier.
Don't worry,
I wouldn't choose me either.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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ilovetrae
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Real men wear pink? no, real men treat
woman right

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 8:20pm UTC

I always wonder
i f a n y o n e h a s a c r u s h o n m e .
♥
LOL, nah who am I kidding?
format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE

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animallover721
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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brianamae
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC

what you think about while watching a romantic movie; 5% - AAWWW!!!5% - im going to find love like this some day90% - IM GOING TO DIE ALONE
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 3:10pm UTC

You're too gorgeous to be single.
Really? You're too ugly to be flirting with me.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:28pm UTC

People tend to push me away
When I need them the most.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:16pm UTC

It's funny how the people
who hurt you the most are
the ones who swore that
they never would.

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 1:07am UTC

Format by XxprettixX
♥♥♥It's every woman's dream to be♥♥♥
Some man's dream woman.
-Barbra Streisand
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 3:26am UTC

have you ever
realised you're falling for the wrong person?
cried until you couldn't make any more tears?
kissed your pillow and pretended that you're
kissing him? cut yourself, because it's the only
way you can think of to feel okay? danced in
the rain just because you can? looked in the
mirror and hated what you see? laughed until
you can't even remember why you're laughing,
but then laughed even harder than you were
before because it's hilarious that you can't
remember? gotten butterflies around your best
guy friend and questioned your feelings
for him? wanted to hit your crush with a
shovel or throw a brick at him? used one of
the comebacks from witty at school and felt
like a total boss? imagined killing someone
you hate while you're talking to them? fallen
asleep in class? drawn hearts in the margins
of your textbooks? not eaten, because you want
to feel pretty, but you'll settle for skinny if you
have to? made yourself throw up after eating?
felt so alone that you can't even cry anymore?
don't worry, you're not alone.
me too.

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JustRachhhx3
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 4:39pm UTC

favorite if you support Breast Cancer. ♥
thank you for supporting my mom.

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WoahApples
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 4:03pm UTC

everyone is fake in some way.
whether it's their hair color,
their personality,
or their smile.♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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upanddown143
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:03pm UTC

When I see a couple holding hands:
first thought: "Aww that's adorable! :)"
.....
second thought: "Aww why can't that be me! :("

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smallz005
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 7:39pm UTC

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

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Althearose
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 7:59pm UTC

WARNING:
BOYS MAY CAUSE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING
⇒ Low Self-Esteem
⇒ Confusion
⇒ False Hopes
⇒ Tears
⇒ Wasted 11:11 Wishes
⇒ Paranoia
⇒ The Feeling You're Getting Played
⇒ Depression
⇒ Devastation
Heartbreak

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