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  1. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Person: So, what do you do for a living?
    Me: Kill zombies.
    Person: But zombies don't exist..
    Me: Have you ever seen one?
    Person: No...
    Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

  2. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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    November 3, 2012 9:03am UTC
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  3. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  4. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  5. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Officer: Where do you live?
    Me: With my brother.
    Officer: Where does your brother live?
    Me: With me.
    Officer: Where do you both live?
    Me: Together.

  6. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  7. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Kaitlyn Marie
    Gay marriage is now legal in New York? What has the world come too? BEING GAY IS A SIN.
    24 minutes ago • Like • Comment
    2 people like this
    Emily
    So is premarital s/ex but I'm sure you've f/ucked half of the guys in our school. Practice what you preach.
    17 minutes ago · Unlike · 45 people
    BURRRRRRRN
    & true story

  8. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Did you know that,
    spongebobs grandmother is a dried up sponge?
    who else thought she was a chocolate chip cookie?

  9. Weirderthanyou Weirderthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:15am UTC
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  10. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC
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  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Texting people at 11:12 and
    making their wishes come true.

  12. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
    North Korea.
    nmq

  13. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  14. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
    Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Question to ask someone who's high:
    On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 6:57pm UTC
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  17. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  18. _jumpthenfallx3 _jumpthenfallx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

  19. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  20. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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