Okay. Obviously you don't understand MY language. Its pretty simple.
Pasta!~ - I'm hungry
I'm Awesome!!! - I have a low self-esteem right now so I think I'll just boost it up by saying this.
Become one with Mother Russia, Da? - Wanna be friends?
FLYING MINT BUNNY! - I'm feeling Imaginative today.
Bastardo! - My way of being affectionate
NO. Hetalia hasn't influenced me in any way. Why would you ask?