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littlebluebird

1. littlebluebird
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   June 24, 2013 12:52pm UTC
   Google it “Scotland's National Animal” GOOGLE IT.
   
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2. littlebluebird
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   April 10, 2013 7:45pm UTC
   You never realize how much you use this site until you can’t.
   
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3. littlebluebird
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   April 5, 2013 2:12am UTC
   Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.
   
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4. littlebluebird
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   April 5, 2013 2:05am UTC
   People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I'm human, I don't date fish.
   
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5. littlebluebird
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   March 31, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   Cute guy (brother's friend)
   “Will you be my girlfriend?”
   Me
   “Uh....? What....? Umm.......”
   He
   “Ok, you don't have to answer now. You can tell me tomorrow”
   Me
   “Umm... Ok..... But, I... I.......”
   Suddenly he says :
   “A...... APRIL FOOLS!!!
   Me
   -____-
   
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6. littlebluebird
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   March 22, 2013 5:22am UTC
   Wake up for school : (-___-)
   Wake up on a holiday : \('o')/
   
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7. littlebluebird
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   March 20, 2013 11:26pm UTC
   20-30 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken.
   
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8. littlebluebird
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   March 20, 2013 10:54pm UTC
   A: “Is it in?”
   B: “Yeah”
   A: “Is it hurting?”
   B: “Mmhm”
   A: “Let me try to put it in slowly”
   B: “It still hurts!”
   A: “Let's try another shoe size.”
   
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9. littlebluebird
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   March 20, 2013 8:28pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you sing a part to a song too early...
   
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