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  1. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Sherlock: What's wrong?
    John: Just met a friend of yours.
    Sherlock: A friend..?
    John: An enemy.
    Sherlock: Oh. Which one?

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    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 7:32am UTC
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    The Doctor once said, "Rose Tyler, I-"
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    King Arthur Pendragon's last words;
    "Thank you."
    Roses are red, Sherlock's blood, too,
    there's a pain in John's voice;
    "He's my friend, let me through."
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    Guns trained on his heart, R whispered,
    "Permets-tu?"
    Roses are red, but that's enough for today.
    "After all this time?"
    Snape replied, "Always."

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Me talking about Sherlock:
    Me: I want my
    Me: I want my
    Me: I want my Series 3

  4. Petra1999 Petra1999
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    Look at me. I'm afraid.
    { A F R A I D }
    I've always been able to keep myself distant.
    D i v o r c e m y s e l f f r o m f e e l i n g s .
    But you see, body's betraying me.
    Interesting, yes? Emotions...
    grit on the lens || the fly in the ointment.
    - sherlock holmes in BBC SHERLOCK

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Friends Mum:Oh you watch BBC Sherlock?
    Me:Religiously, do you?
    Friends Mum:I do too! It's brilliant.
    Me:I know right? And the actors are amazing.
    Friends Mum:Benedict Cumberbatch, isn't that his name?
    Me:That's him, I idolize the man...
    Friends Mum:I want him to tie me too a chair and just talk to me with that voice of his...
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:Me too.
    Friends Mum:I wont tell your parents if you don't tell my kids.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    me: no, grandma. put both chopsticks in the same hand. like this.
    grandma: whoops i made a scarf

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    90s kids know true excitement
    when you open your new VHS and it isn't black.

  9. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Guys,
    It's less than a week to Christmas,
    And I have never felt less Christmassy.
    Ever.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    How many girl crushes am I allowed to have before I'm considered a lesbian?

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    a list of things that i wish i had never had to say
    (a.k.a "why is my life the way that my life is")
    (on the phone to my mother) "i think one of the tadpoles just
    ate the other five. they're all gone and it's the only one
    left in the tank. oh, god, i think it might have just exploded."
    (to the lady at the pet shop) "so my sister's pet tadpoles
    ate each other, i kind of need some replacements before
    she gets home"
    (to a boy) "no, your girlfriend is not cheating on you with me-
    yes, i'm certain about that."
    (to a teacher) "we accidentally photocopied our faces and
    printed it off 300 times, is there any way to cancel it?"
    (to alex) "i will not go out for pizza with you if you wear oven
    gloves as slippers. no, i don't care if you can't find your shoes."
    (to eoghan) "standing on a table and giving out free 'swag
    lessons' to ten year olds is not something we do at school"
    (to my sister) "no, a group of elderly people is not called a
    'herd of elderlys'. please stop calling them that when
    they walk past."
    (to my idiot relatives) "japan is actually not a continent."
    (to my cat) "why must you stand on top of doors and
    throw yourself on to peoples heads as they walk past?"
    (to then-boyfriend) "no, that's not a furry demon. yes, that's
    my cat. she does that sometimes."
    (to jack) "have you finally overcome your addiction to
    rubbing my chin dimple when i'm talkin- oh no i suppose
    not."
    (to eliza) "i'm not saying that we accidentally clicked on
    a p/orn site on your mothers computer but we might have
    done and it's frozen now hELP"
    (to my maths teacher) "i'm sorry for bringing a kettle
    to class but there's a plug at the back of the room and
    we really wanted some tea."
    (to a boy) "i know my friend threw a shoe at you but she
    felt like it was a good idea at the time."
    (to my art teacher) "james and i kind of painted each others
    faces blue and we can't get it off and we're not really sure
    how to feel about that."
    (to a zoo keeper) "that giraffe just licked my eyeball, is that safe?"
    (to my science teacher) "the person who convinced the entire
    class to balance pencil cases on their heads was not me."
    i accidentally started thinking about weird stuff i've said and almost all of this was within the last year of my life oh my god

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    If you wanna get with me
    There's some things you gotta know
    I like my notifications high and my hate down low
    HATE HATE HATE DOWN LOW HATE HATE HATE DOWN LOW

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    that moment when you realise that there is only one of you in the entire world so you are technically an endangered species and everyone else should protect you with their lives no matter what whether they like it or not


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. AwkwardlyAnna AwkwardlyAnna
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    "I want to be a writer."
    "oh really? what would you write about?"
    "life. none of this fairytale business, no guy-chases girl bullsh.t, and no vampires. I want heartbreak, I want honest-to-God feelings. I want beautiful tragedies that might leave a person broken, but also show the promise of starting over, and maybe I'll throw some happy endings in there, we'll see. I want to teach my generation what it's like to think for themselves, to form opinions based off of experience and knowledge. But mostly, I want to teach them to love others, regardless of their flaws, because in real-life, you really don't know anyone unless you've been in their head."

  17. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:57am UTC
    ❝BEING A HERO DOESN'T
    MEAN YOU'RE INVINCIBLE
    IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU
    ARE BRAVE ENOUGH TO
    STAND UP FOR WHATS
    NEEDED❞

  18. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:01am UTC
    See, there's only one thing that matters
    if you're a hero. It's not your strength or
    your speed. It's not how many monsters
    you've killed, or how many enemies you've
    defeated. It's the guts, the courage,
    TO NEVER GIVE UP

  19. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    our love would be forever
    and if we die, we die together
    and I, I said never
    ‘Cause our love would be forever


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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