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how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room
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how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to

110 faves · 37 comments · Jul 25, 2013 3:09pm

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joke · followers · funny

iluvyou143 · 1 decade ago
who's your fav member of one direction?
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Niall
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iluvyou143 · 1 decade ago
mee tooo
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MrsJHutch · 1 decade ago
What's your social security number ;)
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
idk
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
What shampoo do you use?
What's your blood type?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Have you ever licked an animal?
How big is your pinky finger?
If you were a teenage mutant turtle, what color of bandana would you wear?
How much dog food have you consumed in your lifetime?
Have you ever bitten someone?
Did they cry?
Do you need to go to a mental asylm?
Do I need to go to a mental asylum? Probably
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Different shampoos
A
lol idk
my cat
it's small
purple
idk
Yes the dentist
maby :P
No c;
Thank you c;
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
how long does it take you to curl your hair?
what weapon would you choose for a zombie attack?
in what position do you sleep in?
how many pillows do you have?
how many pairs of blue colored underwear do you have?
what is your favorite thing to sacrifice to satan?
do you hear voices sometimes?
what faction or district do you belong in?
what is your favorite neon marker?
least favorite book?
ever punched/slapped a kid? why?
haha just had some inspiration xD
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
20 mins
idk lol
every position
3
2 Lol
my bra :P
yeah sometimes
idk
yellow
Roads of love
yes to shut him up

Aww thank you so much i really enjoyed c;
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
haha my pleasure :) <33
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
<33 You're too sweet <333 c;
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
aww thanks made my day <333 you're so nice too!!! y u no have more followers haha :) <33
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Aww thank you c;
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DanceForJesus · 1 decade ago
Do you like Resees?
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
You're not my follower c;
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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
rejectedddddd
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someoneinhiding · 1 decade ago
What type of matress do you sleep on? What floor of your house is your room on? do you like monkeys?
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Memory Foam Hybrid
white :P
yes alot
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someoneinhiding · 1 decade ago
btw love your quotes
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ArtFrenzy · 1 decade ago
What book series di you love?
Tv series you love?
Music you love?
What hobbies do you enjoy?
What is your favourite shoe, clothes and accessories brand?
What's your favourite hairstyle?
What's your life motto?
Feel free to answer, or ask a few questions back!!:)
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
1)Daddy why don't you love me?
2) Pretty little liars and some mexican shows
3)Hard rock and pop
4)Dancing
5)Forever 21
6) Buns
7) Everything happens for a reason
Thank you i really enjoyed now answer your questions c;
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
how often do you sneeze?
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
It depends um like 3-4 a day
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pinkneonlights_ · 1 decade ago
how many sheets of toilet paper do you use
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
hm good question.
Like 4-5 lol :P
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
how many outlets do you have in your room
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
3
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
whats your moms maiden name
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
jack
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
whats your political party preference
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
democratic
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
whats your gpa
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
what shampoo do you use
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
different shampoos
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
how much milk do you like in your cereal
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
whats your fav flavor of chips
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
how often do you pee
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