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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    And who else wants to be
    kissed under the mistletoe
    this year?


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  4. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Try saying ' M ' wi t h your l ips not touching
    fave if you tried

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥

  6. MrsThruppMahone MrsThruppMahone
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Justin Bieber wearing Yellow tight Zebra Pants , & a Shirt that says "Sexy and i know it" on it, while shufflin on stage with LMFAO.
    #greatestMomentinAwardshowhistory

  7. HaiLedaBear HaiLedaBear
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Im just in a super good mood :)
    So fave for something on your profile!

  8. dancer4evea dancer4evea
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 10:46am UTC
    ╔══════╦═╗╔═╦═══╦═╦═══╗ ║░╔╗╔╗░║░║║░║╚══╣░║░╔═╝ ║░║╚╝║░║░╚╝░╠══╗║░║░╚═╗ ╚═╝░░╚═╩════╩═══╩═╩═══╝ Fav if you can't live without your music <3


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  10. Arielsue Arielsue
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    dad,how was i born?
    Well, son first your mother and i got together on
    facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
    at myspace and she agreed to download data
    from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
    transfer we realized that none of us had installed
    a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
    months later a pop up window appeared saying
    you've got a male. :p

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:56pm UTC
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  12. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Dear Christmas,
    Wtf man, it's not your turn yet!
    Sincerely,
    Thanksgiving

  13. SIERRAAAAAAxoxo SIERRAAAAAAxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I love my six pack so much,
    I protect it with
    a layer of fat.

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Do you ever get that
    feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody. You don't
    want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy. But at
    the same time, you don't know exactly what's wrong either.
    There isn't a way to explain it to someone who doesn't already understand.

  15. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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  16. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Sometimes you need to step outside, get some air, and remind yourself of who you are and who you want to be.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  19. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    TAKE YOUR RECORDS, TAKE YOUR FREEDOM
    TAKE YOUR MEMORIES, I DON'T NEED THEM
    TAKE YOUR SPACE AND ALL YOUR REASONS
    but you'll think of me

  20. zombiekarenn zombiekarenn
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    You're so beautiful
    But thats not why i love you
    Im not you sure you know
    that the reason i love you is you.
    Being you, Just you♥

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