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   Hey sexy;*
Guess who's back?
I promise I'll be a better Witty sister, I won't abandon all of y'all again. I just needed some serious thinking time(:

Well, if you didn't already guess I'm Megan.
I'm a 14 year old girl from the UK.
I think boys are twats.
I love Coldplay, Beyonce, The Wanted, The Killers, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Drake, Tinie Tempah, Kate Nash, Rizzle Kicks, Jay Z, etc.
You don't really need to know much more.(:
  1. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    1. Name: Meg.
    2. Age: 14
    3. Height: 5'7".
    4. Date of Birth: March 14, 1998
    5. Eye Color: green/milky green, depends on my mood
    6. Religion: hm, I'm agnostic so if I had to have a religion it'd be Christian.
    7. Sexuality: Straight.
    8. Hair Color: Auburn/Brown/ginger
    9. Eye Color: that's up there ^
    0. Weight: I actually don't know, something like 9 stone and a half idk
    11. Skin Tone: White.
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: I have my ears that's all.
    13. Jewelry: earrings atm
    14. Build: Curves, tall, broad shoulders.
    15. Funny or Serious? Both.
    16. Hard working or lazy? hard working at school, lazy on weekends.
    17. Flirty or reserved? Flirty oops
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? I speak the truth
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? Caring, I'm only sympathetic if people deserve it
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? bookwoorm and sciency, oops
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? Haha, yes..
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? Yes, through all fault of mine.
    23. Kissed someone for a dare? Nearly.
    24. Drank alcohol? haha yes
    25. Broke a bone? not yet
    26. Got chickenpox? yes
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? yes haha
    28. Stepped on a bug? Yes
    29. Rode a horse? Yes.
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? no!
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 5
    32. People have you kissed? None..
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 3
    34. Best friends do you have? 4 best friends, other friends too.
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? i have a net book, my brother has a net book, my mom has a laptop and so does my dad, awks.
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? winter
    37. Strawberry or Banana? Banana
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? justin
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? KANYEEE
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? Fruits.
    41. Books or Movies? Movies.
    42. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs
    43. Rock or Pop? Both.
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? Toni
    45. Kissed you? No one
    46. Thanked you? Toni
    47. Flirted with you? Sam
    48. Insulted you? Aaron probably
    49. Made you laugh? Anna
    50. Made you cry? Idk
    51. Ate? lasagne
    52. Drank? water
    53. Talked to? my twitter friend
    54. Word Spoke? 'i need a wee'
    55. Time cried? I can't remember
    56. Time laughed? Today
    57. Best friend? Naomi or Rosie
    58. Crush? Jamie
    59. Boyfriend? Jamie
    60. Dog? Spot
    61. Kiss? none
    62. Took steps? idk?
    63. Do you own any brand shirts? Yes.
    64. What languages do you know? English&some french
    65. Do you like to sing? yes, lol
    66. Are you competitive? sometimes
    67. What are you afraid of? deep water and loneliness
    68. Who do you miss? hm..
    69. Are you a virgin? Yes.
    70. Do you like photography? Yes

  2. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I posted on the 29th December 2011 about the things i wanted to do this year, so I've decided to look through them and cross of the ones I've done :]
    Things to do in 2012:
    Be happy; smile and laugh.(YEY)
    Be nice; treat people well.(I hope so...)
    Meet someone that changes my life.(not yet)
    Eat chocolate without feeling fat.(maybe not yet;])
    Make a guy best friend.(Teehee, yes!)
    Care for the ones who I love.
    Reach for my goals.
    Get good grades in school.
    Learn to love again.(I never forgot.)
    So I've only got a couple o' things left to cross off<3

  3. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Just getting one thing straight...
    They do not write their own music, nor play their own instruments, they are not a band.
    They're a boy group.
    Enough said.
    *This isn't hate or an attack at 1D, this is purely just stating fact*

  4. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I know sometimes I get angry
    and I say what I don't mean
    I know I keep my heart protected
    far away from my sleeve
    but don't ever question if my
    heart beats only for you,
    it beats only for you.

  5. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Grandad.♥
    I hope the angels are treating you well, RIP♥

  6. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    I used to want to be an actress,
    But I have way too much drama in my life already.

  7. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    You all judge Nicki Minaj.
    Do you know what she's been through?
    Clearly not.
    She didn't have a great life growing up, she lacked guidance from her father-resulting in Nicki becoming a teenager who just wanted fun. She got pregnant with a baby boy when she was just 14, she was all up for caring for him because it was her actions that produced him. But people told her 'you can't do it' so guess what? Nicki aborted her son. And you wonder why she can't deal with haters? When she first came into the spotlight she was told 'she won't be big, is she chinese?, she copies Lil Kim, she'll never be famous' and look at her now. She's bigger than any of her haters, and she credits her mom for believing in her. Just stop hating on Nicki now.
    (Listen to 'Autobiography' by Nicki Minaj, it tells some of her life story)

  8. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    It's my 654th birthday!
    Can I get 654 faves?
    lol no.

  9. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder what we'd be like
    without the pressure of the world...
    If you weren't expected to keep a reputaion and I wasn't just an average girl,
    If the people around us vanished
    yet the feeling of loneliness would never ponder,
    If we loved eachother so much
    it would be impossible for our hearts to grow fonder,
    If I wasn't lay here with a broken heart to assemble,
    If my eyes met yours without that nervous tremble,
    If we had eachother, with no worries, would this be perfect?
    I'll never know, you'll never think I'm worth it.
    My quote/my format.

  10. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I'm fascinated by stormy weather.
    Long but worth it.
    I see right through the clouds and notice the beauty of the sun, even if it doesn't show. I guess that's why I see right through people's exteriors, if I can sense they're a good person, it's most likely I'm going to become friends with them. I don't know how I do it, I just do.
    It's that trust you have in someone. When you meet someone you get a sense of how they'll turn out. And sometimes you wish to yourself that the people turn out to be just as perfect as their outside, and you hope, just like the weather,
    the beauty of their sun outshines the grey of their weakness.
    all mine.

  11. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    I'm getting annoyed with seeing
    One Direction quotes.
    Some people try their best on Witty to get top quotes, and it seems, if you mention One Direction, you get 437598 faves.
    If you want to talk about One Direction,
    Believe it or not, we all have different taste...Not everyone wants to read about them every single day of their lives.
    Not being offensive, just saying what everyone's thinking.
    No hate, if you comment, don't be mean.

  12. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    I always needed time on my own.
    I never thought I'd, need you there when I cried.♥

  13. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    There will always be someone better than you.
    You just need to accept yourself for who you are.♥

  14. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    In RE yesterday,
    We were having a class debate on ways people suffer,
    people were writing stuff like 'losing someone you love' and 'illness' on the board.
    Then a group of people decided to start writing 'being fat' 'obsesity' 'ugliness' on the board too.
    Miss didn't even do anything.
    It was horrible.
    Just because someone weighs a little more than you doesn't mean they're suffering.
    Just because someone looks different doesn't mean they're suffering either.
    People these days.

  15. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    And who else opens their mouth
    when they apply mascara?

  16. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Pretty girl is in a relationship with Your crush
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    Your smile is now fake
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship

  17. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I have 3 days to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be hidden or removed. The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, Witty will have to be closed down. Also, if you want to be a moderator and help get rid of the offending quotes - Steve.
    (sorry this isn't pretty but it's urgent)

  18. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    I wish I had a relationship like Bella and Edward's.♥

  19. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    I don't get it.
    If you like someone tell them, I mean, what's the worse that can happen? You get rejected by them. The worse they can say is 'Sorry, I don't like you' So what is the problem? I know loads of people have low confidence, but if you don't tell the person you like now, someone else will. Don't wait for him to come and get you. You gotta make the first move sometimes.♥

  20. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    I think it's adorable
    when a guy kisses a girl's neck.♥


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