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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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onemoreserenity52
posted a quote
April 19, 2010 7:13pm UTC

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KTMG_Eminem
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC

I fear the dayFacebook
decides to inform users
of who has viewed
their profile . . .
and how many times.

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Julieeexlove
posted a quote
December 30, 2010 3:18pm UTC

i wish,
i had a brother my age
who would always invite his guy friends over
♥

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kaitlynamazing96
posted a quote
May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC

CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did we do in math today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Ok, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question...
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: ....how much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah...
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: ...>silence<...
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all.
Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine..
Boy: Are you sure
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay...I hope so.
Girl: .....would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: ......okay.
Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright……I love you.
>very long pause<
Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What!?
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
-click-
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
Boy: Ok…
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
-dial tone-
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
Girl: .......
Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl: I.....
Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: ?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: (crying)
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

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lexandjenrock
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 9:05am UTC

justin bieber interview
interviewer: "would you
date a 13 year old girl?"
Justin: "Romeo was 16,
Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
she'd be my Juliet"
♥

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oxjoyyxo769
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC

----> A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper. <----
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

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wanesa
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC

today,
my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
Harry Potter.
I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
FML.
format: mumblebumble

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC

1960
Far Out!
1970
Groovy!
1980
Sick!
1990
The bomb!
2010
Legit.

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soccergirl78
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 12:36am UTC

today my dad
would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything♥

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 6:35pm UTC

When something bad happens
you have three choices.
you can either let it define you,
let it destroy you, or
you can let it strengthen you.
♥

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he_could_be_the_one
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 3:28pm UTC

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qwi
posted a quote
February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC

how awesome \\
would be playing hide-n-go seek
in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
font not mine.

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sUDZ
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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way2kl4ubutily
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC

When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
-Paris Hilton
Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
-Me
***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

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jaackiex
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 9:38am UTC

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Titan4Life
posted a quote
December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC

Yesterday.
the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
"Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
laughing all period.
♥MLIA♥

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truegurl09
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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xoxoChristina
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 6:27pm UTC

n e v e r
FORGET
what someone says to you when they are
ANGRY
because that is when the truth comes out

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xolaneycullenox
posted a quote
June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC

God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
No Matter What
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ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

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