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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    "You're denying it, so it must be true!"
    No, I'm denying it because it's motherf.cking false.

  2. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    That moment when you realize
    you bullshiited your way through an entire school year

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    I want a late night adventure.
    I want someone to call me up and say, "I'm outside. Let's do something!" I want to go out late at night in my pj's and my hair all tied up. Maybe drive around. Go to a park and just swing on the swings. Maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. I just want a late night adventure with people I like to be around. No drama. Nothing but good vibes and good company.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    how are good looking guys always
    friends with other good looking guys like is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
    where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

  6. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    I just want someone to smile at me
    genuinely.
    I'm sick of hipocrisy.
    I'm sick of people doing things just because they have to.

  7. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    *Watching a horror movie*
    Movie: Based on a true story
    Me: OMFG NO! NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO, NOPE!
    Me: SOOO NOT HAPPENING.
    Me: NEVER
    Me: IT WILL NOT WIN!
    *2 hours later*
    Me: *Curled up in a ball under the blankets of my bed at 2 am rocking back in forth*
    Me: *clutches teddy bear*
    Me: Shhh Rodger, the demons will hear you!

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Friend: Beauty sleep is such BS. I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan.
    Me: But a very cute trashcan. Make all the other trashcans go BANGBANGCRASH

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    People tell me..
    "I can't believe how strong you are."
    but really I'm not.
    I fake it, really well, actually, just so I can help other
    people feel better.
    But the thing is, I'm not.
    But I can't be weak because it will let everyone down.
    Its a work in progress.

  10. 3675309 3675309
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Teacher: Johnny, give me sentence using the word, "geometry".
    Johnny: A ittle acorn grew and grew until one day it said, "Gee, I'm a tree".

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I was out with my friends today...
    Adrienne: OH MY GOD I still need to find a dress for prom!
    Sammi: You think you have problems?? I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET MY HAIR DONE FOR PROM.
    Adrienne: And I need to find someone to go to prom with! How will I find someone on such short notice??
    Sammi: I'm not even sure if I can rent that limo for us. I'm saving up for college.
    Adrienne: Should I order a dress a size smaller for prom so that I'll be motivated to lose weight?
    Sammi: Should I try a new shade of foundation?
    My friend Kyle: OH MY GOD. WE GET IT YOU HAVE VAGINAS.

  12. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:27pm UTC
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    Call it old fashioned.
    BUT ,I THINK ITS STILL CUTE WHEN SOMEONE
    WRITES YOU A LOVE LETTER.

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    I need someone
    who will push me.
    I need someone who
    won't put up with my crap.
    I need someone who
    will challenge me.
    Who will defy me.
    I need someone who
    will love me, even
    when I can't love myself—
    especially when
    I can't love myself.
    I need someone who
    will push my buttons
    when I need it,
    and hold me
    when I break.
    I need someone
    who will hold my hand,
    and keep me from drowning.
    Someone who will chase
    away the demons who
    live inside of my head.
    But most of all,
    I need someone
    who won't
    give up
    on me.
    (DS)

  14. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I have childhood memories
    that I am not 100% sure actually happened...
    or if I dreamed them.
    I really do not know...

  15. MayaLorinda MayaLorinda
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:23am UTC
    "Are you okay?"
    "Yeah, I'm just tired."
    "Tired of what?"
    I just want someone to say this someday. I want someone to UNDERSTAND.

  16. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:32am UTC
    Prove to me
    that you're more than pretty words on my phone screen.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:49am UTC
    you know,
    it's crazy how wrong you can be about a person. ♥

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    You hate the way your hair falls, so you hide it in a bun. You turn up to school each day,
    look around and feel outdone. You check your thighs constantly to see if you've gained
    weight. You can't get to sleep at night because you're too busy fighting fate. You hate
    your heart for beating and letting it cause you pain. You're so over being hurt, you
    don't ever want to love again. You have to wear makeup to feel more secure. And
    when you're asked how you feel you're never really sure. You hate to let people
    in, you fear you'll let them down. You wear a pretty smile so people won't
    know your frown. And when you look in the mirror all you see
    is a broken mess. But, darling, when I look at you,
    What I see is flawless

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    I'm really scared
    to taste happiness
    and then to see
    it disappear as soon
    as it appeared

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

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