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     I was out with my friends today...
          Adrienne: OH MY GOD I still need to find a dress for prom!
          Sammi: You think you have problems?? I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET MY HAIR DONE FOR PROM.
          Adrienne: And I need to find someone to go to prom with! How will I find someone on such short notice??
          Sammi: I'm not even sure if I can rent that limo for us.  I'm saving up for college.
          Adrienne: Should I order a dress a size smaller for prom so that I'll be motivated to lose weight?
          Sammi: Should I try a new shade of foundation?
          My friend Kyle: OH MY GOD. WE GET IT YOU HAVE VAGINAS.





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