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irockthekneehighsocks21
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January 28, 2012 11:57am UTC

Can I hold you? Hold you tight? ♥

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megafunnysomtimes
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January 16, 2012 8:15pm UTC

To love is nothing...
To be loved is somthing...
to love and be loved is
(every thing)

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itsallie0x
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January 15, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Fave this quote,
and I ' l l . . .
fol low you, fave your best quote,
and l eave you a compliment on your
prof i l e(:
i'l l do them al l !

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NicoleMariexo6
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December 1, 2011 7:52pm UTC

At the end of the Victoria Secret fashion show
they played "born this way."
last time i checked you can't be born with fake boobs...
♥

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ahmess
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 9:08pm UTC

I hate when you are taking
down notes in class
and the teacher stands right
in front of the notes you
were JUST about to
write down.
so you move your head
and body a lot to make the
teacher get the hint.
but they still don't...
so now, your behind and
then the teacher gets mad
at you for not paying
attention.

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beclouger
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April 19, 2011 8:29pm UTC

When I said I'd tap that,
I meant with a shovel.
In the face. At full force.

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sarahbearah5
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April 26, 2011 7:46pm UTC

That perfect day were
your hair is great
Damn I have gym fml -_-

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sweet_cherry_3
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April 26, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Random Fact #8
Dolphins sleep with one eye open

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Hannahxoxo
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April 26, 2011 7:29pm UTC

ADMIT IT
we have all been in a "I just really need to punch someone" mood.

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martian123
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April 26, 2011 7:28pm UTC

that awkward moment when you see a cop texting while driving

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OneThatGotAway
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April 26, 2011 7:33pm UTC

instead of facebook stalk.
i witty stalk (;

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 7:36pm UTC

&If you favorite this
You will instantly explode.♥
So who's brave enough/
-notmyformat/quote

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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

click to see this quote

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BrokenSmile__
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July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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taylorswiftfanxx16
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April 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC

your boobs are as fake as
the b○ys ○n witty

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gobgoerrsarah
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April 25, 2011 8:17pm UTC

nice personality.
where'd you get it?
the dollar store?

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