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megafunnysomtimes

1. megafunnysomtimes
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Soo... theres this guy
   he has a youtube channel called harrysotomayor you should check him out.
   
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2. megafunnysomtimes
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   So today in school...
   I was in wood shop and there was a lock down drill at school
   So the whole class had to go into the back room where it was pitch black
   Soooo (everybody not being able to see) I get a stool put it right in front of my friend
   I stand on top of the stool and bend over and put my butt directly in front of my friends face with OUT her knowing
   Aaaaaaaaaand...
   I make a perfectly silent fart right in front of her nose
   seconds later all I hear is her scream...
   ( OMG WHO FARTED IT SMELLS TERRIBLE!!! )
   For the rest of the day she was gagging
   im not the best friend.
   
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3. megafunnysomtimes
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   In Engish Class:
   teacher: Alright class to day i want you to write a story about a man finding a time machine.
   student: Does it have to be a true story?
   teacher: hdheiehfiehiduebdudheidihuix!?!?!???!!??!??!???,?,????!!()37$3$;
   
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4. megafunnysomtimes
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 1:46pm UTC
   Albert Enstien-
   Any one who has never made a mistake in there life has never tried anything new.
   nmf
   
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5. megafunnysomtimes
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   January 16, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   To love is nothing...
   To be loved is somthing...
   to love and be loved is
   (every thing)
   
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6. megafunnysomtimes
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2011 9:37pm UTC
   dont Worry about
   (falling in love)
   because in fairy tales
   they dont find each other until
   (t.h.e.l.a.s.t.p.a.g.e.)♥
   
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7. megafunnysomtimes
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   April 11, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   O h h , A g e I s J u s t A N u m b e r . . .
   So Is 911, You Creeper
   p.s my dad is a cop
   
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8. megafunnysomtimes
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2011 8:20pm UTC
   sweetie
   theres a big difference
   between a
   tan, and
   [[spay panting yourself.]]
   Not quote, credit to whoever
   
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9. megafunnysomtimes
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   April 10, 2011 8:55pm UTC
   and who else
   googles there name
   
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10. megafunnysomtimes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    fave if
    you go on the top quotes and think how come i didnt think of that
    
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11. megafunnysomtimes
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    April 5, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    how come swimming pools keep us in shape and skinny. when whales are always the same huh ?
    
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