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ridemydino
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October 26, 2012 4:33pm UTC

In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things
for our children to do will be finding a screen
name that hasn't already been taken.

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ridemydino
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October 26, 2012 4:36pm UTC

hand sanitizer: let me show you exactly where that cut is!

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ridemydino
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October 28, 2012 11:57am UTC

"Even though we ain't got money
I'm so in love, honey."

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ridemydino
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October 28, 2012 11:52am UTC

i left because you never asked me to stay.

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ridemydino
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October 28, 2012 12:00pm UTC

I'm sinking like a stone in the sea. I'm burning like a bridge for your body.

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ridemydino
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October 28, 2012 12:08pm UTC

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ridemydino
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October 29, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Sad teens with hapy faces.
♥

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ridemydino
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October 29, 2012 2:16pm UTC

LITTLE GIRLS CRY,
BIG GIRLS SAY F/UCK.

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ridemydino
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October 29, 2012 3:24pm UTC

What I think I look like when I yawn: a cute kitten.
What I really look like when I yawn: a dying horse.

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ridemydino
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October 29, 2012 5:49pm UTC

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ridemydino
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October 30, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Just so you know, ♥
itsamadworld is my bestfriend.

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ridemydino
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 2:56pm UTC

The best relationships ♥
usually begin unexpectedly.

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ridemydino
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October 30, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I'm a girl
I love being called pretty, but I'll never believe it.
I'm not always right, but I hate admitting that I'm wrong.
I'm almost always smiling, but its not always real.
I can be read like an open book, but hide so much.

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ridemydino
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October 30, 2012 3:14pm UTC

we haven't talked since that day.

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ridemydino
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:19pm UTC

•Are you alergic?
•Yes.
•To what?
•To s l u t s like you.

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ridemydino
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October 31, 2012 3:34pm UTC

me: i wish i had someone to cuddle with.
friend: shave only one of your legs so it feels like someone else is there with you.
me: that's the lonliest thing i've ever heard.

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ridemydino
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October 31, 2012 3:59pm UTC

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ridemydino
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October 31, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Please don't be in love
with someone else.

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ridemydino
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 4:39pm UTC

I heard you're a player.
So let's play a game.
Let's sweet talk.
Let's play fight.
Let's talk 24/7.
Let's tell eachother good moring and good night every day.
Let's take walks together.
Let's give eachother nicknames.
let's hang out with each others' friends.
Let's go on dates.
Let's talk on the phone all night long.
Let's hold each other.
Let's kiss and hug.
And whoever falls in love first?
Loses.
nmq

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xxForeverMyselfxx
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February 1, 2012 10:19pm UTC

When I was 8 and fell asleep in the car:
*got carried in*
Now when I fall asleep in the car:
*gets shaken* "wake up lazyass, we're home!"

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