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gobgoerrsarah

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Member Since: 22 May 2010 07:43am

Last Seen: 16 Dec 2013 05:37pm

Birthday: February 28

Location: Boston, MA

Gender: F

user id: 109683

345 Quotes
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  1. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:33am UTC
    Stupid Questions #172
    person at supermarket: hey what are you doing here?
    me: oh ya know, hunting for elephants.

  2. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #172
    guy: her cutie, how old are you?
    me: 48, I just use really good anti-aging cream.

  3. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #171
    waitress: can I suggest the stake?
    me: I'd prefer you didn't.......

  4. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #170
    person: can I talk to you?
    me: you just did. bye.

  5. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #169
    person: are you avoiding me?
    me:.......... i'm gonna walk away now......

  6. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #168
    person: OMGOMG CAN I STEAL SOME OF YOUR PRETTTYYY?!?!
    me: lawl. yeah, you could use some.

  7. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #167
    mom: do you think money grows on trees?
    me: .... well where else would it grow....?

  8. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #166
    creep: can I have a hug?
    me: cooties...

  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #165
    person: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OSAMA?
    me: omg yes. I live on earth.

  10. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #164
    friend: will you come to the bathroom with me?
    me: oh yeah... don't want you to forget how to pee...

  11. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #163
    person: hit me up?
    me: i'm actually against abuse.

  12. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #162
    dad: what do you want to be when you grow up?
    me: omg dad. i'm 15. idfk. jk. a princess.

  13. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #161
    person: does he like you back?
    me: .... you have no how much I would do to get him to like me back.

  14. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #160
    robber: gimme all your money.
    adam lambert: what do you want from me?
    me: ...... all your money.......

  15. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #159
    person: good times, rrright?
    me: hahahahahaha no.

  16. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #158
    person: do you eat at mcdonalds?
    me: yes, and I'm looking forward to my heart attack.

  17. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #157
    person: what's good?
    me: clearly not the economy.

  18. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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  19. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #155
    teacher: are we still awake?
    class: ..................
    me: snore.

  20. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #154
    person: do you watch glee?
    me: ............................................................................................
    DUUUUH.

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