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gobgoerrsarah

1. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 7:33am UTC
   Stupid Questions #172
   person at supermarket: hey what are you doing here?
   me: oh ya know, hunting for elephants.
   
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2. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 3:48pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #172
   guy: her cutie, how old are you?
   me: 48, I just use really good anti-aging cream.
   
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3. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 7:21pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #171
   waitress: can I suggest the stake?
   me: I'd prefer you didn't.......
   
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4. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2011 4:49pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #170
   person: can I talk to you?
   me: you just did. bye.
   
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5. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2011 4:40pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #169
   person: are you avoiding me?
   me:.......... i'm gonna walk away now......
   
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6. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2011 4:35pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #168
   person: OMGOMG CAN I STEAL SOME OF YOUR PRETTTYYY?!?!
   me: lawl. yeah, you could use some.
   
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7. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #167
   mom: do you think money grows on trees?
   me: .... well where else would it grow....?
   
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8. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #166
   creep: can I have a hug?
   me: cooties...
   
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9. gobgoerrsarah
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #165
   person: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OSAMA?
   me: omg yes. I live on earth.
   
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10. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #164
    friend: will you come to the bathroom with me?
    me: oh yeah... don't want you to forget how to pee...
    
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11. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #163
    person: hit me up?
    me: i'm actually against abuse.
    
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12. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #162
    dad: what do you want to be when you grow up?
    me: omg dad. i'm 15. idfk. jk. a princess.
    
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13. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #161
    person: does he like you back?
    me: .... you have no how much I would do to get him to like me back.
    
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14. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #160
    robber: gimme all your money.
    adam lambert: what do you want from me?
    me: ...... all your money.......
    
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15. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #159
    person: good times, rrright?
    me: hahahahahaha no.
    
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16. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #158
    person: do you eat at mcdonalds?
    me: yes, and I'm looking forward to my heart attack.
    
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17. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #157
    person: what's good?
    me: clearly not the economy.
    
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18. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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19. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #155
    teacher: are we still awake?
    class: ..................
    me: snore.
    
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20. gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #154
    person: do you watch glee?
    me: ............................................................................................
    DUUUUH.
    
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