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  1. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 6:17pm UTC
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    When Harry
    sings his solos i always do
    something to distract him
    like poke him or make silly faces
    so harry can sing his solos without
    being nervous
    - Zayn Malik
    (OneDirection)

  3. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Me: I'll do it at 7PM
    Time: 7:02PM
    Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

  4. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  5. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  6. Want_Ya Want_Ya
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    There are 6,930,055,154
    people in the world.
    Why are you letting just one
    ruin your life ?
    --Patrick Star

  7. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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  8. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    fave ♥ if ;
    you remember Timmy Turners best friends
    Chester&AJ

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 5:56pm UTC
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  10. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  11. Evallina Evallina
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Totally not my format
    Can you rap Super Bass?
    Yes
    No

  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    the awkward first 30 minutes of a party

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    Let Me Guess;
    your password has something to do with your first, middle, or last name.
    or your pet. or the guy you love. or an inside joke that only you & your
    f r i e n d s w o u l d u n d e r s t a n d. or your favorite singer
    or it's random & has nothing to do with your life at all

  14. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Delete all feelings?
    Yes
    No
    --tumblr(:

  15. Elenabieber10 Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    to make sure no boys will ever write poems about your daughter, name her orange.

  16. UnicornLight UnicornLight
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:59am UTC
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  17. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:31am UTC
    "wanna hear a joke??"
    "yes"
    "me too, you should tell one"

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:33am UTC
    You're annoying,
    Go stand over there.

  19. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    I`m making a complaint to McDonalds..
    I found a fry in my salt.

  20. Loserlikeme Loserlikeme
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    I went to walmart with no make up, hair up, in my
    pajamas. A 3 year old boy came up to me with a ring
    pop. He told I was the most beautiful girl he had ever
    seen and he asked me to marry him.
    I said yes.

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