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  1. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    an assembly
    is a gift
    from god.

  2. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 26, 2011 8:43pm UTC
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  3. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #152
    male creature: is it hot in here or is it just you?
    me: actually, I thought the AC was on... but yah know, whatever floats your boat.

  4. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #151
    teacher: does anybody have any questions?
    me: oh... not really.... only 37.

  5. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #150
    girl: aw, isn't he cute?
    me: BACK OFF HE'S MINE.

  6. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 26, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #149
    person: have you answered question 4 yet?
    me: dude... I haven't even answered "what's your name?"

  7. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #148
    substitute teacher: are these your assigned seats?
    class: .................................yes.

  8. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 25, 2011 8:51pm UTC
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  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    you can throw your sticks
    and you can throw your stones
    like a rocket
    just watch me go
    cause
    L-O-S-E-R
    I can only be
    who I are ♥
    -Glee

  10. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    Hi, I'm a "guy";
    I wan't a bunch of faves
    and I think it would be cool if all of witty hated me,
    so fave this and i'll tell you how beautiful you are.
    but no matter what
    i'm gonna tell you you're beautiful,
    because I want to be famous
    and I want a bunch of girls all over me.
    so be sure to fave ANNND comment
    and I'll be sure to forget to
    comment on your profile.
    BYE.
    -random boys name.

  11. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #146
    mom: do you have a crush on anybody?
    me: I want to crush a couple people.

  12. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    nice personality.
    where'd you get it?
    the dollar store?

  13. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 25, 2011 8:06pm UTC
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    April 25, 2011 8:02pm UTC
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  15. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 25, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #143
    guy: do you want to go out with me?
    me: ...... want...... might not be the right word.....

  16. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 25, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #142
    mom: how was school?
    me: how was prison?

  17. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    i'm
    not
    the
    dirt
    you've
    been
    throwing
    my
    way

  18. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #141
    person: why werent you at school today?
    me: I moved to russia. see you never.

  19. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #140
    person: are you okay...?
    me: no. my pet unicorn died.
    ..........
    walk away.

  20. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #139
    person: what's on your face?
    me:... you mean my smile?

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