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1. martian123
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 3:27pm UTC
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   big whale
   
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2. martian123
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   how come
   everyone
   now names
   there imaginary
   friends BOB
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. martian123
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 2:31pm UTC
   There are 6,930,055,154
   people in the world.
   Fav if you didn't bother to read that number
   
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4. martian123
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 2:26pm UTC
   allcredittocaptivated
   Isn't it ironic that whenever someone is getting chased by something they trip?
   { Format by Captivated }
   
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5. martian123
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2011 6:36pm UTC
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥
   >>>>>>>
   i am a human being.
   yes i push doors that clearly say pull.
   i count on my fingers in math,
   i try to accomplish something with time on the microwave.
   i say its along story even though its not.
   i walk into a room and forget why i was there.
   i am only a human being.
   
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6. martian123
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 9:54pm UTC
   In a world of cheerios be a froot loop
   
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7. martian123
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 9:22pm UTC
   i would catch a grenade for ya
   but
   today i dont feel like doing anything i just wanna lay in my bed
   
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8. martian123
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 9:31am UTC
   does anyone else have trouble with chopsticks
   or is it just me
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. martian123
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 9:51am UTC
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   fav if your birthday month is january-june
   comment if your birthday month is july-december
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10. martian123
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:16pm UTC
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    getting worried because you didn't send that dancing puppy to ten people in 10 minutes
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11. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:23am UTC
    If Cinderella's shoe fits
    perfectly, then why
    did it fall
    off?
    ♥
    
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12. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    does anybody else remember the naked brothers band
    
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13. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    I am watching the show
    surprise homecoming.
    God Bless everyone
    that has a loved one
    or friend in the navy, army,
    or is a marine.♥
    
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14. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    lol: laugh out loud
    omg: oh my god
    wtf: why the face
    - modern family
    jayciecutie01's format
    
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15. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    definitions of
    yellow light
    dictionary: slow down,not go fast
    my moms:speed up and gun it
    gotta love our moms ♥
    
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16. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    anybody who is 90's baby fav
    comment your year
    
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17. martian123
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    when you look at someone and all you do is smile
    
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18. martian123
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:44am UTC
    what you would do to be stuck at the top of the ferris wheel with HIM
    
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19. martian123
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    ------------------the best memories are the ones you cant explain.
    you just had to be there----------------
    .
    
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20. martian123
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    im sorry i cant hear you im blind
    im sorry i cant see you im deaf
    *isnt it the other way around*
    *waiting outside the lines by greyson chance
    
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