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  1. maxxx maxxx
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 6:26pm UTC
    A fool man is the one who makes it seem like his hand is a deadly weapon
    A wise man is the one who has the gun in his hand.
    The reason why the fool man succeeds is because the wise man is too afraid to pull the trigger.

  2. maxxx maxxx
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    I got a frapuccino today from Starbucks, it said "Homecoming?"
    my cup said Maxinator.....
    I think I ruined someone's life.

  3. maxxx maxxx
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 2:18pm UTC
    You know what the real problem is?
    A hedgehog will never understand the delightful taste of macaroni and cheese.
    Just think about it

  4. maxxx maxxx
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    Sometimes I hate myself....but then I think why would I do that I'm effin awesome

  5. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    "Paper money is bigger than metal money. Nine comes after eight. And Spring comes after winter, right, Black? Is that right? Black, when the sky turns black why do I feel so blue?" -Shiro/White (Tekkonkinkreet)

  6. ChasingCassidy ChasingCassidy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    "If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
    -Issac Asimou

  7. ChasingCassidy ChasingCassidy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    "This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. Its that easy, and that hard."
    -Neil Gaiman

  8. ChasingCassidy ChasingCassidy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    "A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."
    -Thomas Mann

  9. ChasingCassidy ChasingCassidy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
    -Oscar Wilde

  10. ChasingCassidy ChasingCassidy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."
    -Tyrion Lannister (George R. R. Martin)

  11. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    "I treated her as an
    option ; so she left
    me as her choice."


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  15. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    Been studying French for four years at school and all I know is gracias...

  16. kenne13 kenne13
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Kid in my class: "How do you even know if your eyes are working?"
    Me: "You aren't very thinky are you? Obviously no. Can you see me? Yes. Therefore, you can see smart one."
    This is why I hate people.

  17. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 11:19am UTC
    It's hard when you miss someone so much, and you can't do anything about it.
    Because h aving that space between the two of you is the only way to make things right.

  18. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    It's pretty sad when the school literally needs to do sobriety tests if you go to prom!

  19. I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way* I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    You know that feeling when you just don't care anymore.
    When you just look at yourself and are disgusted
    Trusting the wrong person and you know it
    I know how that is
    I live it everyday
    Take it everywhere with me
    And I'm still here and strong
    Everything will be okay I know that cause I live in reality

  20. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    When things are too beautiful,I smash them to pieces.The more that youlove me insecurityreleases and I'll bethe one that's to blame.

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