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Walrus_*

Status: "It's true I get depressed in fancy hotel rooms, undress with nothing to flaunt but my lonliness."

Member Since: 24 Jun 2014 10:35pm

Last Seen: 25 Nov 2014 03:06pm

Location: Sleeping

Gender: M

user id: 383528

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  1. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    - Maxii was hereヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ノ

  2. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 4:43pm UTC
    I wish you saw yourself through my eyes, then maybe you'd realize just how amazing you are.

  3. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    "Paper money is bigger than metal money. Nine comes after eight. And Spring comes after winter, right, Black? Is that right? Black, when the sky turns black why do I feel so blue?" -Shiro/White (Tekkonkinkreet)

  4. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    Mayday
    Mayday
    the ship's going down
    and as your
    captain
    I'm ready
    to drown

  5. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 2:45am UTC
    スパイダーマンのオナラはとても良い香り
    "Spiderman farts smell really good."
    -Translated by Applecanbeblue

  6. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 3:24pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like night.

  7. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 3:19pm UTC
    Me: MAMA I'M HUNGRY!
    Mom: You're not even in Hungary so shut up.
    Me: T___T
    Mom: '-'
    Me: ;___;
    Mom: I have left over pizza
    Me: YOSH!!!!

  8. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 4:07pm UTC
    Everyone has that one friend that you can talk to about anything no mater how stupid or random it is.
    lucilleheath6: my armpit smells good.
    Me: o.o
    lucilleheath6: TOTS NOT LYING lucilleheath6: LMAOOOOOOOOO
    Me: XD
    Me: my feet stink
    Me: thats it
    lucilleheath6: i jsut literally smelled my foot it doesn't smell bad at all
    lucilleheath6: OW CRAP
    lucilleheath6: I LET THE DOGS OUT STILL
    Me: O:
    Me: oh i do that too
    Me: when i get bored
    Me: 'smell my feet'
    Me: idek
    Me: o.o
    Me: GET DEM DOGGIES
    lucilleheath6: looOOOOOL
    lucilleheath6: SHH
    lucilleheath6: xD
    lucilleheath6: SHH
    lucilleheath6: xD
    Me: XD
    lucilleheath6: YAY
    lucilleheath6: THEY DIDN'T DIE
    lucilleheath6: ;3;
    Me: Wait what are we talking about?

  9. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    That sad moment when:
    Me: OML BUT IF WE ALL DIE THEN WHO WILL FEED THE DONKEY?
    . . .
    Me: . . . sorry wrong person. o_o
    Stranger: yeah.

  10. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Oh, I think you're better off looking alone,
    'Cause the boys that chase your hips can just go find their way home.
    And at the end of the day you think to yourself,
    "My body is a product being sold on a shelf."

  11. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    Self destruction is such a pretty little thing.

  12. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    Lucy made me do it x]

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