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Member Since: 22 Sep 2014 03:24pm

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maxxx
posted a quote
October 21, 2014 8:23pm UTC

Lets face it,
it doesn't matter what gender you are
What race you are
What religion you practice
because everyone
and I repeat EVERYONE
has their inner white girl.

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maxxx
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September 27, 2014 10:22pm UTC

Sometimes I hate myself....but then I think why would I do that I'm effin awesome

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maxxx
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September 26, 2014 2:26pm UTC

The reason why this whole love thing doesn't work is because we expect more than we are willing to give and take more than they are willing to give.

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 2:18pm UTC

You know what the real problem is?
A hedgehog will never understand the delightful taste of macaroni and cheese.
Just think about it

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 24, 2014 7:27pm UTC

I got a frapuccino today from Starbucks, it said "Homecoming?"
my cup said Maxinator.....
I think I ruined someone's life.

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 6:26pm UTC

A fool man is the one who makes it seem like his hand is a deadly weapon
A wise man is the one who has the gun in his hand.
The reason why the fool man succeeds is because the wise man is too afraid to pull the trigger.

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 5:34pm UTC

Do iguanas eat mangos?

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 5:28pm UTC

Dear people,
When I say, How annoying can you get?
its a rhetorical question, not a challenge

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 4:40pm UTC

Don't you hate when your mom turns against you for trying to buy a vending machine from her credit card.
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maxxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 4:33pm UTC

Mountain Dew is life.

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