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  1. Complimenter♥* Complimenter♥*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Never forget about
    you're friends
    when you are in a realtionship,
    friends will be there forever,
    but you're realtionship won't


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I would unfriend you
    but I enjoy laughing at your life.

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman..
    It's called a credit card.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    when you need to cough but it's dead silent so you cough once but you need to do it again so you sit there making little weird noises trying to clear your throat

  6. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    You're Beautiful
    From Bunnylover43
    Look at the top left corner

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    I just wanna be rich enough
    to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Lana del rey releases a perfume,
    Lana del spray.

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    "If there are any idiots in the room,
    please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Me every time I watch the titanic : Maybe it won't hit the iceberg this time.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Me : Hey
    Family : OMG she's out of her cave
    Family : it's a miracle
    Me : bye

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay,
    and that’s really sad.

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Thank God
    you don't have to charge headphones.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Paper cut : A tree's glorious moment of revenge

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Me: *Hears someone coming home*
    Me: *Turns off loud music*
    Me: *Puts decent clothes back on*
    Me: *Throws away all the food wrappers*
    Me: *Prepares for the disappearance of my good mood*
    Me: *Crawls into bed and pretends I've been asleep for hours*

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    My life is a battle of deciding
    whether or not to eat a snack and then not only eating the snack but eating the rest of the pantry an hour later.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    *at pet store*
    Me : hey look it's a nemo
    Worker : sir that's a clown fish
    Me : b/tch that's a nemo

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Are you a zombie?
    Because you're dead to me.

  19. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Hey Witty Friends. :]
    I want to make this to teach anyone on Witty some codes and tricks. :D So feel free to fav this to check back for some help.. I can always help you! :D
    You will post all of these in the SOURCE. by the editing part of making a quote. Make sure they are between <br /> Paste them in between the r and the /.
    The only code I used for this quote was the text shadow one.
    The font I am typing in has shadows. The code for making shadows:
    <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    You can change anything in between the quotation marks. All codes (or all of them I can think of) start with '<span style=" ' and end with ' ;"> ' You can make the shadows bigger or smaller by changing the numbers. 'Px' and 'Pt' stands for pixels. Where it says 'black' you can change it to any other color, like 'pink' for example. Or, you can change it to a number-color. Typing in #ff0000 where 'black' is will make your shadows red, or any other color depending on the numbers. This works for backrounds, layouts, borders, fonts, etc. where it already has a name of a color.
    Here are some other codes that are important to know:
    To change the font to something that isn't in the options for making a quote: <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    You would type in the font you want where 'segoe print' is. You don't need the half- quotations there, but you need the full ones.
    To change the color of the backround: <div style="background-color: black;">
    Again, you can change where it says black to any other color, or a number color.
    To make the spacing of lines closer: <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    You can change the 10px, but I would only recommend doing this if you really want a unique quote.
    This makes the letters closer: <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    Again, I would only recommend changing the -3px if you want your spacing REALLY close or close to normal.
    Here is a dotted border: <div style="border: 8px dotted pink; margin: auto; overflow: auto; width: 400px; height: 400px; background-color: white;">
    You can change the size of pixels, height, and width. Where it says 8px is how thick it is. Make it bigger or smaller with 400px. The inside of it is white, and you also can change that color.
    Here is a plain black border: <div style="border: 8px inset Black; margin: auto; overflow: auto; width: 400px; height: 400px; background-color: white;">
    Same thing goes for this one.
    And LASTLY, this website will generate fades for you, easy and fast. http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/

  20. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:21am UTC
    Text Codes Make the Spacing of Lines Closer Together
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">text goes here :)</div>
    this code will squish your lines of writing together. This code also, however, will spread them out. All you need to do is add a "-" sign in front of the number in the code. You can also adjust the number to change how close or far apart the lines are.
    Squish the Letters Together
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">text goes here :) </div>
    This code will squish your letters together. However, this code will also spread them out. All you have to do is take away the '-' sign in front of the '3'. You can also adjust the number to change how close or far apart the letters are.
    Squish the Words Together
    <p style="word-spacing:-3px;">text goes here :)</p>
    This code will squish your words together. However, this code will also spread them out. All you have to do is take away the '-' sign in front of the '3'. You can also adjust the number to change how close or far apart the letters are.
    Make Text Huge
    <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">text goes here :)</div>
    Use this code to make your text incredibly massive. You can change the size font you want by changing the '215' in the code to any number you want. These font sizes are very similar to the ones used on 'Microsoft Word'.
    Having Many Different Fonts
    <span style="font-family: Corbel; ">text goes here :)</span>
    This code will give you just about any font you want! To use this code with any font, all you need to do is change where the code says 'Corbel' to the name of the font you want to use. But if you downloaded the font off the internet, the odds are good that you will be the only one who is able to see it.
    Blinking Text
    <p style="text-decoration:blink;">text goes here :)</p>
    This code will make your text blink.
    Shadowed Text
    <p style="text-shadow:4px 4px 8px purple;">text goes here :)</p>
    This code will give your text a shadow. You can change the color of the shadow by editing where it says 'purple' in the code to any color you want. But if your color has two words, for example, 'sky blue' you would need to squish them together so in the code they read 'skyblue'
    hope this helppsss <3

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