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"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."







 
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"If there are any idiots in the room, please stand up,"

301 faves · 6 comments · May 25, 2013 6:50pm

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SisiAdelia · 1 decade ago
i'm going to show my math teache this!!!!!!! XD lolzz
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MissOpportunist · 1 decade ago
This is HILARIOUS! I love you for posting this x
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OliveJohnsonOnStardoll · 1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS! My Mum laughed her butt off at this! ;)
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EverAfterMaster3 · 1 decade ago
*Slow claps*
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DⒶYϟ ◊F DIϟⒶϟTE®* · 1 decade ago
Buuuurn!
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*baeritos* · 1 decade ago
*applause*
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