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  1. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Meanwhile in AP Chem class...This one nerdy kid and my friends were having a strange argument about who was smarter. My friend Nate said "Well at least I have a girlfriend!" Without missing a beat, the nerdy kid said, "Well your girlfried has 67 protons!" In response, the whole class, including the teacher looked at the periodic table hanging on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho". My teacher was the first one to laugh.

  3. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Giving Birth Is Like:
    Squeezing a watermelon through your nose.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:08am UTC
    "Sometimes it’s the things that mysteriously
    appear in your life to show you
    the things missing in your life."
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Uhm, you know I like you, I know you like me
    ♥So try growing some balls and ask me out already?♥


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. radiancewithin radiancewithin
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    "Regardless of her race, her weight, her height, her looks - if a girl has a beautiful
    personality, I'm gonna be naturally drawn
    to her."
    - Niall Horan
    lolololol jk this is a made-up quote
    just to get favs.

  8. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    I miss you, k?
    And it's eating me alive.

  9. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    I like you, I like you, but let's not date.
    We wouldn't wanna ruin our friendship
    That wouldn't be great.
    Flirt all day and smiley texts.
    Moving on because nothing's coming next.
    Seeing his smile each day in the hall.
    Knowing he's gong with her to the mall.
    Bipolary in love.
    -this quote is my life

  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:54am UTC
    ~ Did you know that ~
    cuddling literally warms and protects the
    ~ heart and reduces stress~
    ©Format by JustAnotherWittyGuy please leave credit or else I will be forced to hunt you down and pop you like a bubble!

  11. elprado01 elprado01
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC
    SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10)LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
    1) COWS
    2)ABOUT
    3)TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5)THIS
    6)GOT
    7)I
    8)LONG
    9)HOW
    10)LOOK

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    ...then you smiled at me
    I took many hours to get to sleep that night

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    girl: describe me in one word.
    boy: mine.

  14. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I stay up too late, and party too hard.
    I fall too easy, and break my own heart.
    I do things I’m not proud of, &my room’s never clean
    I’m beyond insecure, &get lost in my dreams
    I write my own fairytales, &always think about him.
    I take things for granted, &I easily give in.
    I fake the brightest smiles, I cry myself to sleep.
    YOLO is my motto, &I dig my holes to deep.
    I need makeup to feel pretty, &I usually mess things up.
    I barely love myself, &I’m never good enough.
    My teeth, they aren’t the whitest, &my hair’s not always straight.
    No, I’m not the skinniest, &I’m not happy with my weight.
    Now, I know what you’re thinking, what’s she trying to prove?
    I'm saying i'm proud of who I am,
    and I will not change for you.
    Format credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

  15. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Harry Potter: Honesty. Bravery. Loyalty.
    Percy Jackson: Friendship. Strength. Determination.
    Hunger Games: Courage. Survival. Love.
    Twilight: The importance of sparkling.

  16. msniallhoran13 msniallhoran13
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    If you were a triangle,
    You would be acute one ;)
    nmf

  17. soccermeel10 soccermeel10
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    i say "sorry" a lot.
    mostly because i feel like everything is my fault.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Liam and Zayn rippedof harry's shirt while he was performing
    25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51t8kKrTS1rx5zymo1_500.gif

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  19. soccergirl1996 soccergirl1996
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Im an athlete
    I lose hair ties instead of viginity
    I score goals not guys.
    I take pride in my battle scars
    I could care less if im head to toe in mud
    I live for the game, and the game only.
    I could care less what people think about me.
    Im am not just part of the game, I am one with the game.
    I'm an Athlete.

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Lesson from Crayons;
    Some are sharp.
    Some are beautiful.
    All are different colors,
    but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

:)

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