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ChocoTaco
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March 10, 2013 2:47pm UTC

BAM!
And all of a sudden everyone is obsessed with the
song you liked months before it became popular

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yourcool
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March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

how to break up with someone
you: your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE

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jimmy365
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March 5, 2013 3:24pm UTC

my nickname
in middle school was "who"
format jimmy365

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 2, 2013 4:09pm UTC

One late night,
you are up in your bedroom
when you hear your mom calling you downstairs.
You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden,
you see your mom in front of her bedroom door,
terrified, she whispers,
‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

*Sees UFO*
Better take a picture with the lowest quality camera that I can find.

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sammy*
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March 1, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Some songs wake up my inner stripper

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:10pm UTC

i may not be cute, smart or funny but
at least i'm not a mass murderer.

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ChocoTaco
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February 8, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Fish are friends, not blizzards

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sammy*
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January 25, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ..happened to it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I would enjoy school more if
it was acceptable to bring a blanket
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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basicallyeric
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January 25, 2013 6:17pm UTC

When british people try to sound american, they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie, a ghetto rapper from the streets or an uneducated surfer from california.

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Waffle
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC

"Ooooooh,"
I say as I still don't understand.

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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January 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Box of chocolates: $10
Flowers: $20
Dinner and a movie: $40
Keeping your $70 on Valentine's day because you're single: Priceless

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jessdillon1234
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January 24, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I was helping out with one of the preschool classes at my dance studio and this was a legit conversation that went on:
teacher: did anyone see there mommy or daddy watching the inagoration?
kid one: whats that?
kid two: its when you sleep during day
me: thats nocturnal
kid three: arn't bats nocturnal?
kid two: no antolopes are
kid four: nuh uh antolopes a fruit
kid five: i know where babys come from!!
*everyone gets quiet*
kid five: *whispering* cleevland.
entire class: *gasp*
*true story

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC

That sad moment when your hair looks amazingly perfect
right before you get in the shower.

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SarahDGirl
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January 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today on the news they were talking about North Korea
"Apparently they are making nuclear bombs that are planned to land in Hawaii, and possibly take out some of the major inland"
I changed the channel to Wheel of Fortune
"Congradulations! You've just won a free trip to Hawaii!"
I DIED XD

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

if you could choose between world peace and
bill gates fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?

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batmancupcake57girl
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Flynn Rider:
the only Disney character to ever question why everybody is randomly singing

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i farted in the apple store and everyone was mad;
it isn't my fault they don't have Windows.

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