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  1. mrsfegan143 mrsfegan143
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Doing the ''George Washington hair'''
    When your in the pool.

  2. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:25am UTC
    Snooki quote #7:
    Sammi: I just feel like... i dunno.
    Snooki: I know what you mean.

  3. JENNANiCOLE JENNANiCOLE
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    i may not be 5 gum.
    but i can stimulate your senses.

  4. Mikaylax33 Mikaylax33
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Why do we feel so safe under the blankets?It's not like the murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill-Ah damn! Their under the blanket."

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    WE ALL HAVE
    That one friend whose dad scares the crap outta you....

  6. volleyballxgirlxx918 volleyballxgirlxx918
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Moving on is easy
    it's what you leave behind that makes it difficult.
    ...nmq...

  7. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Silly me;
    for ever thinking you were different than the rest.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 2:18am UTC
    so tell me,
    which one hurts more?
    thinking you should hate him,
    OR KNOWING THAT YOU
    LOVE HIM?
    nmf

  9. ImStillHere ImStillHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:46am UTC
    My cup of care..
    \_/
    oh look it's empty.

  10. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:31am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. britt0308 britt0308
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    I'm torn between
    kicking you in the balls && wanting you back.

  12. ImJustBeautifulMe143 ImJustBeautifulMe143
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    I don't like him.
    I don't like him.
    I don't like him.
    "Hey"
    sh*t.....

  13. LoveLiz23 LoveLiz23
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    d u d e ,
    b e i n g a n a s s h o l e t o a g i r l d o e s n' t m a k e y o u
    COOL.
    tumblr/NMF

  14. BiebeFeveGirl BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    I believe that unicorns
    were the first to call eachother
    dickheads.

  15. IrishRoast247 IrishRoast247
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    the biggest mistake i've made,
    IS LETTING SOMEONE STAY IN MY LIFE,
    WAY LONGER THAN THEY DESERVE.

    NMF

  16. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    I love it when guys
    use smileys when they text :)

  17. cuttttiepie43 cuttttiepie43
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    snowmen don't 69,
    they 88.

  18. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    you don't understand.
    there isn't one person in this world that i want, more than i want you. ♥

  19. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 10:34am UTC
    you did me
    WRONG & MADE ME XXXXXXX
    strong

  20. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
    He opens the door and see's a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he
    can. 3 years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
    The snail was like
    "What the hell
    was that
    about?"

:)

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