Mikaylax33

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New account, dontjudgeacover.
follow please.

Mikaylax33
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:16am UTC

~Follow dontjudgeacover, please.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/aut
hor/dontjudgeacover#f

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 5:57am UTC

Can someone please tell me how to get steve to delete my account?
it'd be appreciated alot <33

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Mikaylax33
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April 7, 2012 5:50pm UTC

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Oi guys, stop spamming my notifications, like srsly.

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 5:30am UTC

Im hardly on witty anymore.

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 4:22pm UTC

~Buys a new top~
*Rings friend*
" OMG, guess what? I got a new top its totally awesome!"
~one week later~
Best friends at my house
" Ew, remind me why I brought that ugly top? I need new clothes"

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Mikaylax33
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February 4, 2012 3:38am UTC

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OMG, I GOT A NOTIFIC- oh wait, that was me......

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 5:42pm UTC

I magine if one day, we woke up and our life was really all just a dream
♥

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 4:40am UTC

some people just don't think about
how their words can affect other people. they just say it like there's
no meaning to the words coming out of their mouth. they just say it like
it's nothing, simply meaning nothing at all. so tell me, why do you randomly
insult me for no reason? why do you talk about me like that.
why do you say words like this to me. it isn't going to make you any prettier,
it isn't going to make you any smarter, and it isn't going to make you any better.
so please, just shut the up. some people these days just don't understand.
they don't understand how other people can be scarred when you say
these mean words to them. why do you even do it? i never talk about you like this.
i never even did anything to you. why are you like this? i don't get it. they say
sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. well think
twice about that, because i know you know, and we all know that ;
words can fricking kill
nmq/nmf-just loved it.

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Mikaylax33
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January 26, 2012 4:35am UTC

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Guys, seriously. Im over all these notifications. Just chill with the Fav button k?

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 4:31am UTC

Oh I wish i was a guy:
Body: Oh, looooooooook! ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH, whoopwhoop
Me: Oh hell no.
Ovaries: EVERYONE CLEAR, THREE TWO ONE BLAST OFF!
Brain: WHATS HAPPENING?
Me: Guys, chill, calm down!
Face: See that beautiful face, IT AINT SO BEAUTIFUL NO MORE, IM GROWING MOUNTAINS.
Brain: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg KILL ME ALREADY.
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this woman up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: no, NO THAT HURTS.
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. Thats right. Float up to space
Me:THIS IS WHY I WANT TO BE A BOY! I HATE YOU ALL, jfhhjjkesmsmr.
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this, i mean.. common.... im cool arn't I?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: Says the one that holds more then a computer for your whole life.
Braid: Shut up egg face
Uterus: JUST BECAUSE I HOLD EGGS!
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
~half my quote, half Eclispe's.

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 4:14am UTC

||
///When you hug a guy and he smells amazing\\\

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 4:10am UTC

j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
The awkward moment
When your friends looks drop dead gorgeous, then theres you...

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:21am UTC

Why should I try,
When you probably don't want me in your life.
Format: twilightgirl995.

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:19am UTC

We used to talk every morning, every night. Now im lucky if I talk to you every 3rd day. It really tears me apart

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Mikaylax33
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January 25, 2012 2:46am UTC

" Omg omg omg! Do you guys remember when-"
" Bro. I still do that."

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Mikaylax33
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January 24, 2012 2:50am UTC

I wish you knew what you did to me

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:15pm UTC

>>could anyone imagine what would happen if Steve died<<
*o_o*

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:11pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*
nmqqq

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:47pm UTC

The feeling of the blade making its way across your skin. The feeling of your stomach growling every 10 minutes i used to be so strong . now im not . it's proven by the tears that hit the floor . do you think you could handle living in my shoes for a day? and survive ?

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Your pinky is the smallest finger.
But can hold the most promises and secrets.
But it depends on how truth worthy your pinky is.

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