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  1. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:01pm UTC
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    follow me and gabrie on tumblr, we follow back. :D
    me: youjustgottadream.tumblr.com
    gabrie: iwishyoucouldsee.tumblr.com

    Not my format
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  2. LovelyCraze LovelyCraze happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:40pm UTC
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  3. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Isn't witty supposed to make you feel better?
    There are actually people talking about me
    on eachother's profiles. I don't like Witty
    anymore. I thought we where all supposed
    to be friends? And not spread rumors?
    Wow.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    I started to cry when i saw this on my comment page:
    "not trying to be rude or anything but you don't deserve to have a witty account, you make sad quotes that nobody cares about, so please get a life. Why do you have the username Onedirection like you dont deserve to have it. Your ugly stupid and you can't spell! Ugh you just make me want to throw up. Someone in the world deserves the name Onedirection and not you, hope that made you think how stupid you are making these quotes. go and die in a hole woman! :p and I don't care that this hurt you, I'm just telling the truth"
    broke my heart :'(
    - OneDirection♥
    Format credit to OneDirection

  5. HOPEiSNOWHERE HOPEiSNOWHERE
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Let's do a test
    Look at my name.
    Hopeisnowhere.
    Now ,
    did you read it as:
    Hope is nowhere
    or
    Hope is now here
    Depends on your perspective
    Format by Sandrasauras

  6. ljames17 ljames17
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
    Josh: Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of and putting books into!
    Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    When Louis was little and his mom was pregnant,
    He asked his mum if she loved the baby
    She said yes, then Louis said
    "then why did you eat her?"
    - OneDirection♥

  8. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Hey wanna bang tonight?
    I mean hang...duck auto-cucumber.
    God donut!
    How the duck do I turn this off?
    It's actually painful watching you struggle like this...xD

  9. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    can i tie ur shoes?....because i don't want you falling for anyone else...

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    "I love a girl
    who still watches disney channel movies,
    so i could snuggle up on the sofa
    and watch them together"
    - Liam Payne♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  11. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
    me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
    smartphowned.com

  12. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Dora: Where are we going?
    Me: Big Red Hill!
    Dora: Where are we going?
    Me: Big Red Hill!
    Dora: Where are we going?!
    Me: We're going to the Big Red Hill. If I have to tell you one more time, I'm calling border control...
    nmf/nmq

  13. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Can you all do me a favour?
    If you ever see a lesbian, never call her a "Lezzo"
    People have feelings.

  14. TellmeyourSECRET TellmeyourSECRET
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    I will love you until the
    end of time
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  15. loveisjusta_history_ loveisjusta_history_
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Quotes.
    Most people here,
    will fave them just because of
    who wrote them.
    But quotes are aboout
    the value in words,
    and what it means
    to you.
    Fave them for the
    feeling you get.

  16. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    • i dare you to fave this. if you do, your nose will itch in 5 seconds •


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    "username or password incorrect"
    TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH

  19. xxmorganx xxmorganx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    *When girls cry.*
    "oh, you'll be fine. Get over it. Stop begging for attention. Holy sh*t. You're sucha wimp. Look at her. Let's make fun of her some more. GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY!"
    *When boys cry.*
    "oh my god, god bless you. I'm so sorry, are you okay? Do you need a hug? Come here.. it'll be okay. I'm here for you. Don't cry, please. My shoulder is available. I love you! Everything will be okay, I promise you."
    ....am i the only one that notices this?

  20. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    When something bad happens, you have three choices.
    You can either let it define you
    Let it destroy you.
    Or let it strengthen you.

:)

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