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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Girl: Happy fathers day.
Boy: But im not- wait what....
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy: Sh*t...

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IAmThatGuyOnWitty
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June 17, 2012 4:54pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate?
If you like it, then you should'a put a ring on it.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Be careful who
you call your friends. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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barneythebigpurpledino
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC

"How long is this Doritos commercial?!"
"Grandma...that's Jersey Shore.."
nmq, nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:18pm UTC

My ex broke his hand
So now his relationship status is;
It's complicated.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC

why can't our schools..?
don't get me wrong, i think education is important.
but why can't we have a class for just being ourselves and living life to the fullest.
in my opinion that's harder than algebra or history.
why can't our schools have a class that's like:
"ok, I want you to figure out what you love to do,
and spend 40 minutes doing that everyday"
just one class.
just an idea.
anyone else think this could be important?
format/ and quote by jimmy365

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DreamOfParadise913
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:33pm UTC

In life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream,
& an unforgettable love.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC

girl: describe me in one word.
boy: mine.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

you're probably naked underneath all those clothes.
you wh/re.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Hope
Times
may
be
hard
quote and
format by
fake_a_smile
but
you've
gotta
keep
trying.
I
can't
say
it's
easy,
but
the
answer's
not dying.

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OmgGuessWhoJust
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:02pm UTC

My week goes like this:
Moooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuueessday
Wedneeeeeeeeessssday
Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Guess who I saw today?
All the people I looked at.

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Buki
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June 17, 2012 1:53pm UTC

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adri15purple
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Happy Father's Day!!!
Fave if you have a wonderful father that you love!
♥
nmf

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imabeautifulfighter
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Im cancer free!!!!

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Happy Fathers day.
To all the
Mothers.
Doing it all
Stay strong Ladies. Your kids adore you . ♥

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jasmine2012
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:33pm UTC

The scary moment when ..
you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off.
{mini heart attack...}
♥
Jasmine112
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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

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lashaay
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 7:41pm UTC

If I could go back and start my whole life
over, I could honestly say I would.

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