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  1. DaniMariia DaniMariia
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    For every "❤" I get, I'll post another confession.

  2. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Apple: I look like a human heart .
    Mango: I look like a stomach .
    Grapes: I look like eyes .
    Banana: I don't like this game ..

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    I don't care if you hate me
    I DON'T LIVE TO PLEASE YOU

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
    I already know what episode it is.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    i'm the kid at the party who walks around
    the house looking at family photos rather than socializing.

  6. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    It's so loud inside my head, with words
    i never said.

  7. zeyba_xoxo zeyba_xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 7:14am UTC
    I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.
    She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
    "Slept in," I shrugged.
    "For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"
    "You're looking lovely today." I replied.

  8. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    guess what? i woke up this morning,
    & all my problems are still here.
    mom's still mad at me, my body still aches,
    i haven't gotten a text from you in days,
    BUT KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA SMILE. I DESERVE TO.

  9. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    I'M NO BEAUTY QUEEN,
    i'm not a one-of-a-kind,
    I'M NO MAGAZINE MODEL,
    BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU
    THE RIGHT TO TREAT ME LIKE I'M JUST
    worthless.

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    WHOA THERE STEVE.
    You have a "Share to Facebook" option?
    THIS WEBSITE WAS NOT MADE FOR THEIR KIND.

  11. the_real_me1998 the_real_me1998
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 11:34am UTC
    There are loads of amzing guys out there, so why have I fallen so hard for you?


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    I WANT TO BE THAT GIRL
    who he thinks about before he goes to sleep.

  14. SparksFly34 SparksFly34
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    this smile,
    it's fake.

  15. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    he left before I had the chance
    to say how much he meant to me.

  16. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    "Swearing is unattractive"
    I was never attractive anyway so shut the fck up

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    don't
    talk to me because you're bored;
    i'm not here to entertain you.
    and don't come to me only when
    you need a favor; i don't like
    being used.
    format jimmy365

  18. seash07 seash07
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    You know when youre in love with your crush when......
    You're ten feet away from him and you still get butterflies in your stomach
    <3

  19. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Why am I so broken?
    He was never even mine

  20. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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