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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:34pm UTC

"Niall Horan is ugly."
well then, I hope my future husband is that ugly.

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
So are we.

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TVQuotes
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July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Pretty Little Liars #3
Spencer: Can you walk any softer?.
Hanna: Oh please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind.
Follow for a follow

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AustinH
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July 31, 2012 10:38pm UTC

That inner pornstar moan
that slips out when you stretch.

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Brianna_Burke
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July 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

"Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!"
"Thats silly, there's no such thing as mo.. OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM OFF! Kidding. He only eats kids. Goodnight"

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC

The Moment
When you feel so lonely
and all you wanna do is
cuddle with somebody

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:10pm UTC

10 year old on Witty: Ugh. School is so long and boringgg.
Me: I know, kindergarten was rough for me, too.

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LilyTree
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart
guys go for dumb girls, and you know
what us smart girls get?
That's right.
CATS.

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Those mornings when...
You choose an outfit
Decide you don't like it
Try on like 10 other outfits
Realise the first one isn't that bad
Put the first one on
Walk out of your room with a massive pil of clothes on the floor...

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I actually admire Rebecca Black.
No, I don't like her music, but I admire her because of how strong she is despite all the hate she gets. She's been cyber bullied by most of the Internet, has over 752,000 dislikes on her video that she actually worked really hard on, thousands of horrible comments made about her, death threats even though her song wasn't harmful to anyone, gets a ton of sh/t just for singing (something she loves), STILL gets bullied to this day even though the Friday video was released like 10 months ago, still refuses to delete the video because she doesn't want to give haters satisfaction.. She's actually an inspiration.
Go ahead, hate on me for respecting Rebecca Black as a person, I'm used to it.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Gamer Girls: Oh em gee. Modern Warfare for lifeeee <3 Lolz wait how do you even do this? Oh no I think I just died. Lol cuteee. Omggg I'm so hot 'cause I play video games that boyssss like lolll I'm like the coolest girl ever.
Girls who actually play video games: JEEZ MARIO. IS IT THAT F#CKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS? OH MY GOSH PEACH YOU F#CKING WH#RE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND F#CKING SHRINK ME? REALLY? THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE. OH MY GOSH. YES. THANK THE HEAVENS. F#CK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEARMMARIO, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMPER MOTHER F#CKING A##. I hate my life....
True story, bro.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:09am UTC

What's that? A hat?A crazy, funky junky hat?
Overslept? Hair unslightly?Trying to look like Kiera Knightly?We've been there, we've done that.We see right through your funky hat.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:41am UTC

Just a friendly reminder:
there are 15 and 16 year olds participating in the olympics
and we're sitting here on Witty Profiles.

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Juliiiaaaxox
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:00pm UTC

blacklace
When people say "10 years ago"
I think about the 90's, not 2002.
nmf nmq
blacklace

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runningislife*
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Let's all take a moment
and be thankful there's a "history delete" button.
mq

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:00pm UTC

"Baby you light up my world like nobody else"
I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.
♥

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Tom Daley was bullied for being a diver as a child.
"Speedo boy"
"Diver boy"
Those were some of the many names they taunted him with.
Kids have tackled him to the floor.
They threw pens & pencils at him.
Kids had to threatened to break his legs, therefore he would be unable to dive.
I wonder what those bullies think now, watching him on the Olympics.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC

So technically, the age limit on witty is 13. And maybe there's a good reason. When I was 10, 11, even 12, I didn't know what cutting was. I didn't know half the swear words that you see every day on the internet. No one really has any innocence lately. The only reason anyone knows anything bad in the world, is because they've been exposed to it. So i honestly don't care what you think of me or my opinion. And sorry, if you're younger than 13, but i truly believe you shouldn't be on here. Ok, done with my rant... Bye.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Looking at your hair underwater
and feeling like a mermaid.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 9:21pm UTC

you: hey sexy
*relationship lasts 2 months*
me: goodmorning beautiful, I missed you.
*relationship lasts 2 years*
nmf - i follow back ^.^

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