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  1. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Its so funny when text books try and make the word problems bi-racial. Like,
    JuanCarlos, Ruth, Muhamad, Chang, and Shaniqua have 4 watermellons.

  2. Thousand_Words Thousand_Words
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Me - Scrolling through quotes
    Me- Sees quote "i miss the old witty so much. The witty were people dont hate and
    we all love each other :)"
    Me- Clicks on Profile Link
    Date Joined- 3 days ago
    Me-
    Me-
    Me-
    Me- lolwut

  3. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  4. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  5. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  7. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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  8. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  9. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
    Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
    The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
    The girl looked confused, and he just said
    "You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
    Then he turned to me and said
    "You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
    Guys like him give me hope♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  10. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  11. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  13. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:20am UTC
    When ever i stumble upon a
    profile that says
    "Last Seen: 1 Year"
    it makes me depressed.
    Anyone else?

  14. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:07am UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over
    NMQ_NMF

  15. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:23am UTC
    Everybody has those certain words that just tick you off
    mine are
    -program
    -folding chair
    -clogs
    Yes i said clogs.

  16. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:05am UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    NMQ/ NMF

  17. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    WHOOOOOOOOOOO
    I'M HOME ALONE WITH MY FRIEND!
    WHAT SHALL WE DO?
    OH I KNOW!
    WATCH A CRIME MOVIE AND DANCE LIKE DEMEMNTED MONKEYS

  18. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    I have homework in all my classes and three tests tomorrow.
    So what do I do?
    Watch Jenna Marbles and go on witty the whole night.

  19. london10 london10
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Hurting yourself is not an option. People need to live forever. Have hope.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    the worst thing about being a penguin?
    getting into an argument and then trying to waddle away without looking adorable.

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