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Dishonored*
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January 14, 2014 9:19pm UTC

*dyes my hair with the
blood of my unfollowers.*

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Blurryface*
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January 14, 2014 9:48pm UTC

The human skin can be so hard to live in

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happiest*
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January 15, 2014 1:56pm UTC

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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happiest*
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January 15, 2014 2:01pm UTC

Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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KayleighJean
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January 14, 2014 5:45pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
if anyone secretly stares at me during class
turning away when I look
If anyone smiles when I smile
If anyone goes and talks to their friends about me
and then shushes them when I walk by
If anyone thinks about me before they fall asleep
or wakes up thinking about me
If anyone takes the extra few minutes to
make themselves look good for me
If anyone ever tries to text me and deletes it
Or tries to gain the courage to talk to me
but chickens out again
If anyone wishes I was theirs
If anyone is in love with me

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Hale_Storm18
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January 14, 2014 4:41pm UTC

Today my old algebra said "We don't discriminate against any religions." and drew the universal symbolism of satanism on the board.

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mads*
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January 14, 2014 6:12pm UTC

*shows up 15 minutes late to my own funeral with starbucks*

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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January 14, 2014 7:48pm UTC

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school.
And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony,
and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called
so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.

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CharliesTheName
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January 14, 2014 6:28pm UTC

Girl in my school: I want a boyfriend like Rolf from The Sound of Music.
Me: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah. A guy who will sneak out late at night with me, kiss me in the rain, dance with me in storms, come to my house for work but really just wants to see my smile, be a bit older than me to be able to care for me but still me close enough to my age to understand my feelings.
Me: and a guy who's a Na.zi.
Girl: Excuse me?
Me: Rolf. He's a Na.zi.
Girl: ...

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happiest*
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January 10, 2014 1:08pm UTC

"I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble."

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happiest*
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January 10, 2014 1:13pm UTC

You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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happiest*
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January 11, 2014 2:43pm UTC

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

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happiest*
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January 12, 2014 2:24pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces

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