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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:52pm UTC

me:*names child butter*
me:*accidently brings home wrong child*
me:i can't believe it's not butter.

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DanHowell
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 3:04pm UTC

When youre a kid,
they tell you its all "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And thats it." But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. Its so much darker. Its so much madder. And its so much better.
-The Doctor

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:46pm UTC

The Seven Sh.ttiest Sins
Greed: I want sh.t
Envy: I want your sh.t
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your sh.t
L.ust: I'm into some freaky sh.t
Gluttony: This is some tasty sh.t
Sloth: I don't feel like doing sh.t
Pride: I am the sh.t

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC

1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not beautiful or brave, and even if it was, you will not be around to see that.
2. Washing your hair is going to be a chore. But you should do it anyway. Because you will feel better about yourself.
3. Get up late. Have a lay in. Sleep past your alarm. You have a very long life ahead of you and for now you should appreciate the cold side of your pillow.
4. He is going to break your heart but he’s just another male human who finds it hard to deal with Mondays, too. So in a month you’ll wake up and you won’t even remember that little scar on his knuckle you kissed.
5. Don’t spend hours looking up what your name means on google. Your name is your name and you should go out there and do heroic and good deeds and give your name your own meaning.
6. Don’t fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice.
7. Music is good for your soul. Rap music will energise you and boost your ego and pop music will cheer you up. Indie music will make you think and emotional songs will make you cry and think about that boy again. It’s healthy.
8. Victim complexes are not attractive. Boys and girls will not date you because you are sad. They are not going to date you and kiss your aching bones and cure you of your dragging depression. Wake up. Take a bath. Do your hair. Be attractive.
9. Sadness is not poetic. Depression is not beautiful. Laying in bed all day and eating too much is lazy and disgusting and it is not tragic or pretty. Get up. Go outside. Let the sun warm your bones. Live.
10. If it makes you happy, buy twenty of it. Dedicate your life to it. Print it on tv shirts and collect things and draw art of it. Do not care what people think. They are the unhappy people you need to avoid. The abuse they will hurl at you is painless compared to how sad they are. Pity them. Remain happy.
11. You are allowed to be angry. But the world is not working against you. The flowers do not bloom for you and when your mother shouts ask her if she is okay instead of thinking she hates you. She never will. The world walks beside you and is silent. It does not trip you up or carry you.
12. Day and night cycles are natural. Humans only sleep at night because we used to avoid predators in the dark because of our poor eyesight. Stay awake until 5am watching bad reality shows. Wake up at 7pm and have breakfast.
13. Eat when you are hungry. Being bored does not constitute a chocolate bar. Sleep when you are tired. Do not mindlessly obey the sleep at night rule. If you are not tired, do not sleep.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC

On average Menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at age 52
40 years of period
480 periods
480 periods x the averge length of 5 days
That's 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood
Oh my God
And guys say periods arent that bad
I'd like to see you bleeding 2400 days for 40 years

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MissAnna
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 10:23pm UTC

'JUST FRIENDS' DON'T LOOK AT EACHOTHER
like we do

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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ArmyGirlfriendxoxo
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:33pm UTC

You know what's cute?
When two people arent 'officially together' but
still call eafch other babe or other nicknames.
When they still claim
he/she is mine. They act
like a couple, they're not
together but they're talking. They're together
at heart. Ya Know? It's so adorable, seeing people
be so in love or like each
other so much. Seeing people
them adore each other's presence.
Not officially together, but eventually
will be..
Ya Get What I'm Saying??

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Bucket List #45
When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Bucket List #47
Go to the airport. Set off the metal detector at security. Tell them that it was probably your abs of steel

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 10:50am UTC

Bucket List #48
Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The
best ones
are on top
but the boys dont want to
reach for them because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
that aren't good, but easy.
So the think
apples on top
something
is wrong
They
with them, when in reality they're
amazing
just have to wait for
right boy to come
the one who's brave enough
To climb,
all the way to the top
nmq

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Gale:You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss:Oh no.
Gale:Goin off about some cake that he burnt
Gale:cus' he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss:Gale stop.
Gale:I'm in the woods it's a typical sunday afternoon
Gale:I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like
Gale:He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale:CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale:I MAKE SNARESS
Gale:HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale:AND I HUNT BEARSS
Katniss:Gale just stop

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loserbitch*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Why are bras
So damn expensive?
Like, I didn't choose the boob life,
The boob life chose me.
Nmf/Nmq.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Ed Sheeran: In England the legal drinking age is 18, so we all start drinking around 11.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Do you seriously think God doesn't want you? God can't use you?
Noah was a drunk. Jacob was a liar. Joseph was abused. Moses had a stuttering problem. Gideon was afraid. Samson had long hair and was a womanizer. Rahab was a prostitute. Jeremiah and Timothy were too young. David had an affair and was a murderer. Elijah was suicidal. Isaiah preached naked. Jonah ran from God. Naomi was a widow. Job went bankrupt. Peter denied Christ. The disciples fell asleep while praying. Martha worried about everything. The Samaritan woman was divorced. Zacchaeus was too small. Paul was too religious. Timothy had an ulcer. Lazarus was DEAD. No matter who you are & what your flaw is, God is using you to send a special message. Don't feel like you're unworthy.

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Lizzie_143
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 10:56pm UTC

I Love to Hate You
Chapter 25
"Liam, let's go! We don't wanna be late!" I yelled, putting in my pearl earring. Today Chris was getting married, and Liam and I were already running late.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" he replied, finally walking out of the apartment.
He got in the car and we quickly drove to the church that was almost an hour away. Most of Ashlee's family lived in England, so the wedding was being held kind of close to my flat. I was so glad to be a part of this wedding as well.
"Okay, now try to avoid Uncle Jack, he's kind of crazy. And my mother will be here, you should sit next to her." I told him as we were walking in the church hand in hand. I spotted my mother sitting in the front row and walked to her.
"Hi Mom. This is my boyfriend, Liam. Liam, this is my mother." I said.
"What a delight! It's so great to finally meet you. You seem like such a gentleman." she said, and Liam took a seat next to her. I walked to the back of the church and took my place in line, and before I knew it, I heard the piano.
I walked down the aisle, winking at Liam as I walked past him. I got tears in my eyes as I looked to Chris, who smiled at me. I cannot believe the man he grew up to be. Dad would have been proud, that's for sure. Ashlee started walking down the aisle, and I smiled. This day was perfect, two people who obviously belong with each other were finally getting their happy ending.
The vows were original and cute, more fun than the traditional ones. After they placed the rings on their fingers, they kissed and started to walk down the aisle.
I clapped and hollered, so happy for this adorable couple. I hope that one day Liam and I will be just like Ashlee and Chris, because they seem so in love.
The reception was beautiful, and I was ready to have fun and dance.
After I made a toast that got everybody overly emotional, the DJ tried to cheer everybody up by getting the dancing started. I joined, and had a blast.
Eventually it was time to bouquet. Ashlee went up to the balcony, turned her back to the crowd of girls below her, and threw the bouquet.
And guess who caught it? That's right, I did. Which meant I would be the next one to get married. I laughed and smiled, then looked at Liam. He was smiling as well, and walked over to me. I pulled him close to me.
"You look very beautiful tonight." he said, kissing my forehead.
"You look quite dashing as well." I said, trying my hand at an english accent.
That earned a laugh from him, and I kissed his lips.
"Liam. Do you know how much I love you?" I asked him.
"Hmm...how much?" he asked, winking at me.
"A whole lot." I replied, kissing him again. He pulled me into his chest and we danced together. I honestly do not think this night can get any better.
Because for once, everything is right in my life. I'm with the perfect guy, I have the perfect job, I'm reunited with my family, and I'm in love.
They say the past has a way of catching up with you. You can either run from it, or choose to face it. I decided I was done running from it, and I faced my past.
Look where I am now.
.............................
the end! I'm kind of sad it's over, but tomorrow i will start the new fanfic, which i think is going to be amazing! it will be about harry, i think!! feedback?(:

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