1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is
very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not beautiful
or brave, and even if it was, you will not be around to see
that.
2. Washing your hair is going to be a chore. But
you should do it anyway. Because you will feel better about
yourself.
3. Get up late. Have a lay in. Sleep past your
alarm. You have a very long life ahead of you and for now you
should appreciate the cold side of your pillow.
4. He is going to break your heart but
he’s just another male human who finds it hard to deal with
Mondays, too. So in a month you’ll wake up and you
won’t even remember that little scar on his knuckle you
kissed.
5. Don’t spend hours looking up what your
name means on google. Your name is your name and you should go
out there and do heroic and good deeds and give your name your
own meaning.
6. Don’t fight your demons. Your demons
are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have
a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns
on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are
very nice.
7. Music is good for your soul. Rap music will
energise you and boost your ego and pop music will cheer you up.
Indie music will make you think and emotional songs will make you
cry and think about that boy again. It’s healthy.
8. Victim complexes are not attractive. Boys and
girls will not date you because you are sad. They are not going
to date you and kiss your aching bones and cure you of your
dragging depression. Wake up. Take a bath. Do your hair. Be
attractive.
9. Sadness is not poetic. Depression is not
beautiful. Laying in bed all day and eating too much is lazy and
disgusting and it is not tragic or pretty. Get up. Go outside.
Let the sun warm your bones. Live.
10. If it makes you happy, buy twenty of it.
Dedicate your life to it. Print it on tv shirts and collect
things and draw art of it. Do not care what people think. They
are the unhappy people you need to avoid. The abuse they will
hurl at you is painless compared to how sad they are. Pity them.
Remain happy.
11. You are allowed to be angry. But the world
is not working against you. The flowers do not bloom for you and
when your mother shouts ask her if she is okay instead of
thinking she hates you. She never will. The world walks beside
you and is silent. It does not trip you up or carry you.
12. Day and night cycles are natural. Humans
only sleep at night because we used to avoid predators in the
dark because of our poor eyesight. Stay awake until 5am watching
bad reality shows. Wake up at 7pm and have breakfast.
13. Eat when you are hungry. Being bored does
not constitute a chocolate bar. Sleep when you are tired. Do not
mindlessly obey the sleep at night rule. If you are not tired, do
not sleep.
Average_girl · 1 decade ago
I really need to read 5 and 8 over and over and over and over again.
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