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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 8:49pm UTC

*During class doing group work*
Me: *a girl/ b(tch in my class walks up to me*
Girl: OMG!!!! i'm sooo fat, i totally need to loose wait
Class: noooo!!! your so skinny and pretty and sooo perfect.
Girl: *waiting for me to say something*
Me: bye!!!
Me: *walks off leaving her speechless*
*true story*

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:37pm UTC

I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY
WITH A GREAT BIG GUN AND A BULLET THROUGH THE HEAD
BANG! BANG! BARNEY'S DEAD!
Anyone else ever do this in elementary school? Or was everyone at my school just effed up?

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 10:55am UTC

In a hostage situation,
I'm sure I'd get killed first.
Robber: "Who should I kill first?"
Me: "It's WHOM shall I kill first."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 11:40pm UTC

I hate when job applications say, "Why do you want to work here?"
Um, because I'm broke and need money. What do you want me to say? That I have a passion for frozen yogurt?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 12:02pm UTC

Disney Channel is like that close friend you had
when you were younger, that grew up to be an a.sshole.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 8:27pm UTC

I want a shirt that says..
"Don't talk to me,
I'm busy ignoring you."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 9:05pm UTC

friend: so, what you have like
real friends and internet friend?
me: i've got the BEESSSTTT OF
BOTTH WORLDS *starts dancing*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Ninja918
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:07pm UTC

There's so many
different types of
hugs:
Someone who's taller that you - Feels safe.
Shorter that you - Feels protective.
Larger than you - Tight.
Skinnier than you - Arms go all the way around.
Best friend - Friendly.
Stranger/ Someone you get met - Inviting.
Someone who's sad - Reassuring.
Him - The best feeling in the world. You feel safe, and never want to let go.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC

i wish
i could go through one of those
magical transformations where
no one sees me over summer break and
when I come back to school I’ve
evolved into this beautiful
butterfly who everyone
wants to be friends with
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Delicate*
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 6:39pm UTC

So last night, I was texting the guy I like.
The conversation went something like this
Me: They're crazy (my friends) Save me!
Him: Okay. I'll be Superman and you can be my Lois Lane.
Me: D'Aww.
Him: Cutie
Me: You're adorable
Him: You're cuter
Me: Nope. You're cuter
Us: *Proceed to argue about who's cuter for five minutes*
Guys, the guy I like, likes me back. Something is wrong.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Making everyone happy is impossible.
But annoying them is a piece of cake.
I really like cake.

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ItTakesTime
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 10:21pm UTC

All I really need right now is a hug.
No therapy,
no antidepressants,
no half-assed sympathy comments,
no cliche "it'll get betters"
no sorry's.
All I really need right now is a hug.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I don't even need a tumblr.
I can just get on Witty and read all the quotes people take from there.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Witty Profiles is a community of 346,497 writers.
We write funny status messages, romantic poems, and inspirational stories.
Hmph. Hardly anyone has a status, our poems are depressing, and our stories are more romantic than inspirational.
So let's see.
Witty Profiles is a community of 346,497 writers.
We express our feelings, complain about everything, write down our fantasies, and worship Nutella.
nmf, I don't know whose it is.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:41pm UTC

*turns light off*
*dives to the bed*
*misses*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I’m the girl who’s never
been given a chance,
the girls who’s always been single,
who’s always had a crush on a guy that didn’t care.
I’m the girl who hides her feelings,
the girl who doesn’t know how to flirt,
who’s always lying when the tears are falling.
I’m the girl who wonders what’s wrong with her,
who’s always thinking about what could have been.

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Vowelgirl
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:01pm UTC

That awkward moment when you can't tell if a persons a boy or girl -.-
(Fave if this has happened to you before..)

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC

me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same

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