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  1. Jacksgap Jacksgap
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:24am UTC
    Team Edward or Team Jacob?
    Jack: Team Jedward

  2. Jacksgap Jacksgap
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Caspar: i would just like to thank jack
    Jack: aw stop it
    Caspar: for nothing
    (Jacksgap)

  3. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Summer: Getting up at 9, early
    School: getting up at 9, late

  4. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Mirrors can't talk.
    & luckily for me, they cant laugh either.

  5. klee12 klee12
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    When you find what youre looking for
    when you're looking for it
    . when youre not looking for it
    mine ^.^

  6. RyansWitty RyansWitty
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Parents leave the house:
    Calls friends to have a party
    Pees with the bathroom door
    open.

  7. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o

  8. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Boys are nicer when they aren't with their friends.
    weheartit.com

  9. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    2 ∞ and ↑

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    I went camping last week.
    It was in tents.

  11. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.

  12. XxInvisablexX XxInvisablexX
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC
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  13. kabachli17 kabachli17
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Saying "Okay" to Mom:
    Because you understand you've done something wrong
    So she can stop talking
    The truth

  14. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    I would like to see all of the
    One Direction fans
    and all of the
    One Direction haters
    compete in
    The Hunger Games.

  15. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
    "The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
    Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."

  16. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles #4
    "If you don't know how the internet works. it goes something like this:
    Step 1: go on the internet.
    Step 2: Google 'Cats'"
    Step 3: LOL forever.
    And that's about it.
    follow for a follow (:

  17. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles
    needs to get her own talk show on T.V.
    -

  18. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
    at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

  19. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

  20. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Being GAY is fine
    Being BISEXUAL is fine
    Being TRANSGENDER is fine
    Being LESBIAN is fine
    Being STRAIGHT is fine
    You know what's not?
    Wearing crocs.
    What's worse?
    Wearing crocs AND SOCKS

:)

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