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Jacksgap
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July 16, 2012 8:24am UTC

Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Jack: Team Jedward

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Jacksgap
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Caspar: i would just like to thank jack
Jack: aw stop it
Caspar: for nothing
(Jacksgap)

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Summer: Getting up at 9, early
School: getting up at 9, late

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Mirrors can't talk.
& luckily for me, they cant laugh either.

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klee12
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July 17, 2012 4:21pm UTC

When you find what youre looking for
when you're looking for it
. when youre not looking for it
mine ^.^

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RyansWitty
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July 17, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Parents leave the house:
Calls friends to have a party
Pees with the bathroom door
open.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o
♥

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xHello
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 11:50am UTC

Boys are nicer when they aren't with their friends.
weheartit.com

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC

2 ∞ and ↑
♥

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AustinH
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July 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC

I went camping last week.
It was in tents.

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ambear24
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.
♥

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XxInvisablexX
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July 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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kabachli17
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Saying "Okay" to Mom:
Because you understand you've done something wrong
So she can stop talking
The truth

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unitopia25
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I would like to see all of the
One Direction fans
and all of the
One Direction haters
compete in
The Hunger Games.

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thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:30pm UTC

BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
"The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Jenna Marbles #4
"If you don't know how the internet works. it goes something like this:
Step 1: go on the internet.
Step 2: Google 'Cats'"
Step 3: LOL forever.
And that's about it.
follow for a follow (:

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mwittym
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Jenna Marbles
needs to get her own talk show on T.V.
-

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Sunny1703
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July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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xHello
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July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

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Jemma96
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC

Being GAY is fine
Being BISEXUAL is fine
Being TRANSGENDER is fine
Being LESBIAN is fine
Being STRAIGHT is fine
You know what's not?
Wearing crocs.
What's worse?
Wearing crocs AND SOCKS

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