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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    nine months from now,
    YOLO won't be as cool as you thought it was.

  3. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Unpopular opinion on One Direction.
    So I saw a quote about One Direction being compared to The Beatles a few minutes ago, and the only thing I could think was what the actual f*ck. Who would ever compare them to The Beatles? One Direction has next to no musical talent. I admit, they have okay voices, but when it comes down to it, most of their songs just have the same 4 chords most modern pop songs use. None of them can play any instrument to a decent standard, so the fact that they can be compared to Paul McCartney who could play about 8 different instruments is so stupid it hurts. The Beatles revolutionised music, One Direction are just a boy band of five no talent pr*cks who just so happened to become famous because of their looks. I hate to break it to some of you fangirls, but One Direction don't give two sh*ts about you, they're just using your crazy obsession to make money.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    When i like someone:
    5% talk to them
    95% stare.
    nmf

  6. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
    Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
    The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
    The girl looked confused, and he just said
    "You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
    Then he turned to me and said
    "You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
    Guys like him give me hope♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  7. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  8. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  9. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  10. sampotter sampotter
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    you are now breathing manually
    you are now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it
    you are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a crackle in your ears
    you are now aware your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision
    you are now aware of the fact your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth
    MWAHAHA.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Buy a hamster.
    Name it Virginity.
    Lose the hamster.
    Close enough.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    What's the Diffference between One Direction and British Flag?
    Remove the "L".

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
    My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

  14. sampotter sampotter
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    him: you guys randomly start talking one day. he compliments you and tells you you're pretty and cute. he asks you about your past relationships and you ask him about his. when you tell him you've been hurt multiple times, he tells you that those guys are all jerks and are stupid for letting a girl like you go. you then tell him more stories about your past and he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you flirt back. then he asks for your number and you give it to him right away. the next day he says good morning and tells you to have a good day. soon talking to him becomes part of your daily routine and you wait for him every day to text you. whenever you receive something from him you start smiling and your day instantly becomes better. he texts you daily asking how you day went. you talk to him all night and he asks if your tired and if you want to go to bed. the night conversations you have with him are always the best and the deepest. you sleep when he sleeps and he sleeps when you sleep. now he wants to meet up and hang out with you. when you meet up with him, you feel even more chemistry with him and you feel butterflies in your stomach every time you talk to him. now your friends tell you what an amazing guy he is and you are interested in him. soon he confesses that he is interested in you and you tell him that the feeling is mutual. you go on more dates with him and he starts giving you nicknames and calling you baby. you feel like the happiest girl alive and the feelings are so strong between you guys. one day, suddenly stops texting you first. when you guys talk now, its only because you said something first. things changed and you don't understand what unexpectedly happened. he stops putting effort into speaking to you and doesn't show that he wants to be with you. you become extremely clingy and you don't want another girl in the picture. you can't help wondering what went wrong, you ask him whats wrong and he assures you that everythings fine. then you start thinking he's mad at you for something you did, but he tells you to relax and that everythings okay. he tells you that he's just been busy. so you wait for a while and nothing is changing. he's still 'busy' all the time and he doesn't even try to talk to you. now every time you talk to him it becomes an argument. and you get scared you being annoying by calling hitting him up first, so you stop talking to him. months pass, and you don't talk to him at all. you never know what happened from his point of view. because of him, every day and night you're hurt and upset. you don't know what went wrong in the relationship between you two. your friends tell you to forget him, that he doesn't deserve someone like you. but you can't listen to them because you're already too attached to him. you miss the old person he used to be and you don't even know who he has changed into. and one day you see that he has a new girl in his life, he's calling her cute names and telling her everything he used to tell you. he calls her baby and tells her he thinks she's gorgeous. he tells her everything you've heard before. he seems completely fine without you and now he has someone new to talk to and text every day and night. you refuse to believe that he played you but its true. you're still hurt and he's already moved on. you're stil sad and everything you do reminds you of him. you can't stop thinking about him and you cry every night thinking about him. you still secretly hope one day he will start talking to you again and you two will pick up where you last left off but you also know that it will never ever happen. you compare every guy you now meet with him. he already forgotten about you but you're having a hard time letting go. sound familiar?

  15. qwerty40 qwerty40
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    hi, just wanted to say i miss you (:
    fave if you miss someone right now too

  16. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    .Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    There are plenty of fish in the seabut I'm looking for my Nemo,
    so I'll take Dory's adviceand just keep swimming. ❤

  18. RememberThisName RememberThisName
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:37pm UTC
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  19. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    The Wizard of Oz
    Ultimate chick flick.
    Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
    nmf. nmq.

  20. sampotter sampotter
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Honestly...
    i've never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

:)

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